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chromedome

chromedome

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It's more a parenting thing, but kinda food related anyway.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Alex

Alex

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3 hours ago, chromedome said:

It's more a parenting thing, but kinda food related anyway.

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Not I. Sleeping in was—and still is—just about my very favorite activity in the whole world. More than sledding. More than eating pancakes with a side of French toast. :-}

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

blue_dolphin

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4 hours ago, chromedome said:

It's more a parenting thing, but kinda food related anyway.

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Indeed. Saw this on Instagram the other day, mostly food-related:

 

Heinous things I did to make my three-year-old daughter cry today:

✔️ Poured syrup on her pancakes without letting her hold the tiny handle on the bottle
✔️ Wouldn’t let her play with my toothbrush
✔️ Beat her to the kitchen in a race I didn’t know we were having
✔️ Ate the last of her orange after she told me she was finished with it

I’m a MONSTER, apparently.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

rotuts

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@Shelby

 

Ive had this   two 5 liter boxed 

 

quite some time ago  a red and a white .

 

next to each other .  Dry , very little oak

 

Table Wine.

 

later , the various conglomerates that made the various branded boxws

 

did a little fiddle , and some faddle  ...

 

thr dry white wine from Chile  became a bit sweet

 

as did the red .

 

a very good thing , in a way

 

those other boxes , w more or less the same sort of table wine

 

I drink now.

 

I had to check on , you know , from time oi time.

 

passing the refrigerator .  Checking on things .

 

now , I pull a cork

 

and that's a lot harder than checking , from time time. t

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chromedome

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Not a "funny," as such, but... croissantasaurus.

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

ElsieD

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1 hour ago, chromedome said:

Not a "funny," as such, but... croissantasaurus.

 

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That's impressive, assuming it was made with croissant dough.

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liuzhou

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@Alleguede who makes croissants for a living - says AI generated 

 

 

 

I could eat croissants for a living and that was my thought, too.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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chromedome

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28 minutes ago, Kerry Beal said:

@Alleguede who makes croissants for a living - says AI generated 

23 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

I could eat croissants for a living and that was my thought, too.

 

 

...and I make at least a small part of my living by vetting AI outputs on a number of different criteria, and I don't doubt it for a minute. I expect image-generating AI will largely supplant conventional memes and animated GIFs over the next few years. And I'm willing to wager that bringing dad jokes to realistic life will certainly be a major use-case. :)

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

chromedome

chromedome

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Food funnies, headline editor edition:

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Kim Shook

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5 hours ago, chromedome said:

Food funnies, headline editor edition:

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Odd coincidence - just watched an episode of QI (British comedy/quiz show) where this was mentioned.  They said that Parmesan is the most shoplifted item in Italian grocery stores and that some places have started microchipping cheeses because of that.  

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3 hours ago, Kim Shook said:

Odd coincidence - just watched an episode of QI (British comedy/quiz show) where this was mentioned.  They said that Parmesan is the most shoplifted item in Italian grocery stores and that some places have started microchipping cheeses because of that.  

Wow... the vet's face must have been a study when fielding that request... :P

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Smithy

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Unintentionally funny, but that didn't stop those of us in line from smiling quietly without making jokes at someone else's expense.

Seen at a rehab hospital yesterday, which incidentally has pretty good food.

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Alex

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3 hours ago, chromedome said:

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...and the washer and the dryer...

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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