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By Keith_W
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CatIsHungry

CatIsHungry

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Sent to me - thought it was funny - if not appropriate- please remove ...

 

 

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I have an EpiPen ... my friend gave it to me when he was dying ... it seemed very important to him that I have it ... 

JoNorvelleWalker

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57 minutes ago, CatIsHungry said:

Sent to me - thought it was funny - if not appropriate- please remove ... 

 

 

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Totally inappropriate because "advise" is a verb.  My doctor told me to eat more white meat.  Berkshire pork.  Pork, the other white meat.

 

Not entirely funny, the woman who was eaten by wild pigs in Texas.  No one actually saw the pigs.  My theory it was zombies.

 

 

 

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

Margaret Pilgrim

Margaret Pilgrim

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10 hours ago, CatIsHungry said:

Sent to me - thought it was funny - if not appropriate- please remove ...

 

 

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I used to make our dog a heartshaped Alpo "meatloaf" on his birthday.    Doubt he noticed.

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eGullet member #80.

liuzhou

liuzhou

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Post Thanksgiving. from the New Yorker.

 

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“That was fun. Let’s do it all again in three weeks.”

 

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

chromedome

chromedome

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Then there's this...

 

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/weather/2019/12/17/australian-man-slow-roasts-pork-his-hot-car/2673073001/

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Alex

Alex

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

ElsieD

ElsieD

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2 minutes ago, lindag said:

Oh how I miss Calvin and Hobbes.  😢

 

Me too.  It used to be one of my favourites.   That, and the late, lamented, The Far Side.

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Darienne

Darienne

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23 minutes ago, lindag said:

Oh how I miss Calvin and Hobbes.  😢

I have my favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, preserved in plastic, and hanging above my head as we speak on my mammoth bulletin board. 

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Darienne

 

learn, learn, learn...

 

We live in hope. 

heidih

heidih

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1 hour ago, Darienne said:

I have my favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, preserved in plastic, and hanging above my head as we speak on my mammoth bulletin board. 

 

We've always kept the big Treasury collection in the bathroom  ')

Alex

Alex

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1 hour ago, rotuts said:

now that The Far Side has been mentioned :

 

https://www.thefarside.com

 

The Far Side is Back. Sort Of.

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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