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Anna N

Anna N

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9 hours ago, heidih said:

 

It is Pooh , Tigger and Eyore watching cookies bake. :Thats what friends are for" Cue Dionne -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTpu6BmE88

 

Really? Looks to me like they’re watching Piglet roast. 

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Anna Nielsen aka "Anna N"

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lindag

lindag

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2 hours ago, Anna N said:

Really? Looks to me like they’re watching Piglet roast. 

Exactly what I was thinking.  😢

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heidih

heidih

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5 hours ago, Anna N said:

Really? Looks to me like they’re watching Piglet roast. 

 

I REALLY need new glasses!

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Porthos

Porthos

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RE Piglet: That is just too funny.  Thanks for sharing. 

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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This seems timely although I know my time zone is way ahead of most of you! Merry Crimble.

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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Tropicalsenior

Tropicalsenior

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On 12/24/2019 at 5:13 AM, liuzhou said:

 Merry Crimble.

I loved this so much that I used it as my Christmas greeting this year. All my friends and family enjoyed it as much as I did. I did accidentally send it to a niece who is a born-again Christian (I don't quite understand this, it seems like once should be enough for anyone). She thought it was hilarious My grandson even had it enlarged poster size and hung it in his office. He works for Amazon. Thank you for the great Christmas humor.

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JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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This is more sad than funny.  I was browsing a pasta recipe on the KitchenAid website...

 

 

Ingredients:

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3 cups all-purpose flour

1/4 tsp. Kosher salt

2 large eggs

1 tbsp. olive oil

 

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Chef's Tips

For best results weigh the flour.

 

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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Where else would you choose to dry cabbage but on your car? Found this right outside my apartment this morning and it amused me, so...

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

heidih

heidih

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That is amusing. Great shot composition. Imagine the sun on the dark car really heats up the drying process.  My friends used to laugh and ask why there was a tofu container on my back lawn- Taiwanese neighbor would put a treat in it and shove under hole in back fence for piggy labrador.  I've done the drying of stuff like that in the front - neighbors just shake their heads and walk on.  

IowaDee

IowaDee

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"Lettuce" hope a sudden wind doesn't come up or there may be a tossed salad! I know, it is cabbage but I couldn't help myself.

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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2 minutes ago, IowaDee said:

"Lettuce" hope a sudden wind doesn't come up or there may be a tossed salad! I know, it is cabbage but I couldn't help myself.

 

Don't worry. I passed by again about three hours later and although the car was still there it had been decabbaged. And there was no wind.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Alex

Alex

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9 hours ago, chromedome said:

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Reminds me of this Calvin and Hobbes:

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

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Alex

Alex

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"Truffle Oil Embarrassed..."

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

Anna N

Anna N

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

"Truffle Oil Embarrassed..."

“an artesian truffle oil”

 

Whoa!. There are wells of this stuff?  Personally I hate it but there must be people who are excited to know that it can be hard in such abundance.  

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Anna Nielsen aka "Anna N"

...I just let people know about something I made for supper that they might enjoy, too. That's all it is. (Nigel Slater)

"Cooking is about doing the best with what you have . . . and succeeding." John Thorne

Our 2012 (Kerry Beal and me) Blog

My 2004 eG Blog

chromedome

chromedome

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Some of you may have seen this already:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/11/us/family-feud-canada-popeyes-trnd/index.html

 

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

chromedome

chromedome

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Pretty much. In fact her sheepish comment to reporters after this blew up was "...at least I'm pretty..."

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Darienne

Darienne

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32 minutes ago, chromedome said:

Pretty much. In fact her sheepish comment to reporters after this blew up was "...at least I'm pretty..."

Now that I love.  

 

Having spent most of my life as a Brunette and accidentally becoming a Blonde after a bad bicycling accident (long story),  I can attest to this reality.  Suddenly, I was 10 times prettier than I had ever been and garnered more attention than I could believe.  OK.  That was over a very long time ago....but I'll always remember it with fondness. 

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Darienne

 

learn, learn, learn...

 

We live in hope. 

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