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Keith_W

By Keith_W
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chromedome

chromedome

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10 hours ago, GlorifiedRice said:

https://static.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HgnmcwL1p3Sqtxc1w6DH7LCeCkQ4etERm6gviR8bd2E.jpg

 

 

At least the commenter liked the result. I'm always equally amused and irritated when a commenter changes *everything* in a recipe, then gives it one star 'cause it didn't turn out properly. 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

GlorifiedRice

GlorifiedRice

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29 minutes ago, chromedome said:

At least the commenter liked the result. I'm always equally amused and irritated when a commenter changes *everything* in a recipe, then gives it one star 'cause it didn't turn out properly. 

 

Me too, 

Wawa Sizzli FTW!

lindag

lindag

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Something similar happened to me once at Costco.  I was waiting at the check out line and the woman behind me pointed to the case of wine in my cart and said, "Is that wine good"?  Feeling particularly cranky at the moment, I said, "No, I take it home and pour it down the drain".  I mean DUH!

I shouldn't have said that but I did..

 

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GlorifiedRice

GlorifiedRice

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I went to Walmart to get jumbo eggs and I was able to get the only 2 packs of unbroken jumbos. I went to check out and three 20 yr olds were in front of me arguing over who was gonna put their groceries on whose Access card, I was thinking, "These mofos better not come to blows right here and break my Jumbo eggs, ill beat em up with my purse."

Luckily they didnt fight.

Do not F*** with my Jumbo eggs!

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Wawa Sizzli FTW!

Darienne

Darienne

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30 minutes ago, Shelby said:

*Making mental note to steer clear of the egg section when GR is there

Excellent, Shelby.

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Darienne

 

learn, learn, learn...

 

We live in hope, always. 

chromedome

chromedome

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I don't know that this necessarily counts as a "funny," but what the heck:

http://business.financialpost.com/news/retail-marketing/no-joke-kfc-canada-starts-accepting-bitcoin-for-a-bucket-of-chicken-immediately-sells-out

“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

kayb

kayb

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Woe be unto the whippersnapper who jacks with @GlorifiedRice's jumbo eggs.

 

My egg lady delivers mine. I'd fight over them, too. And I wish her chickens would get busy; I'm about out!

 

Don't ask. Eat it.

www.kayatthekeyboard.wordpress.com

chromedome

chromedome

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From our local equivalent of The Onion: 

https://themanatee.net/moncton-kids-bullied-at-school-for-having-no-name-laundry-pods-in-lunch/

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

Alex

Alex

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Misplaced Modifier strikes again! From the website of Fiamma Wood Fired Pizza in Westfield, NJ (bonus: amusing misspelling):

 

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Feel free to bring your own alcohol to compliment our high quality menu which can be served chilled in an ice-cooler at request.

 

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Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged.  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

No amount of belief makes something a fact.  -James Randi, magician and skeptic

liuzhou

liuzhou

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This wasn't meant to be funny. It's a genuine health notice from France, 1954.

For the non-Francophones, it says
 

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Health
Sobriety

Never more than one litre of wine a day!



I'll do my best.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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27 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

This wasn't meant to be funny. It's a genuine health notice from France, 1954.

For the non-Francophones, it says
 



I'll do my best.

 

What about the rhum?

 

Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

liuzhou

liuzhou

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37 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

 

What about the rhum?

 

 

Je ne sais pas. Peut-être qu'ils étaient trop ivres après le vin pour écrire cet avis.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

liuzhou

liuzhou

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Another found on Twitter
 

Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year.

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

chromedome

chromedome

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I laughed pretty hard last year when I came across a food blogger who breathlessly described the pink Himalayan salt as "the purest you can buy," and then in the very next sentence went on to extoll the healthful qualities of its many trace minerals - otherwise known as impurities. Honestly, some of those people...

 

...and yeah, I do occasionally come across references to "freshly-ground" salt in recipes from food bloggers. 'Cause those million year-old crystals just aren't the same when you crush them up ahead of time. 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

Tropicalsenior

Tropicalsenior

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1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

From the late, great Dave Allen.

He was my favorite Comedian. People were scandalized that I would let my grandson watch him beginning when he was only 5. He loved Dave Allen so much that I just couldn't help it. to this day, He remembers all the skits and we laugh at them together all over again.

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Yvonne Shannon

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Tropicalsenior

Tropicalsenior

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@liuzhou I just found all these Dave Allen videos on YouTube. You've just wiped out the rest of today and maybe tomorrow for me. And I already sent them to my grandson. It's Friday, he'll probably get fired.

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Yvonne Shannon

San Joaquin, Costa Rica

A member since 2017 and still loving it!

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