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@blue_dolphin

 

well. .....

 

a mighty fine company

 

that offers high end coffee roasting  equi9pment 

 

https://aillio.com

 

and I do have a Bullet 

 

added this to their armamentarium today : 

 

 

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nice 

 

its 1 April , is some places ?

 

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Alex

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Or this Fiat 500: 

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

heidih

heidih

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1 hour ago, blue_dolphin said:

A local bakery offers a special pastry each weekend and announces the flavor in an Instagram post on Saturday AM.

Here's today's:

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Synchronicity: @David Lebovitzmentioned this dessert with anchovy in his April newsletter. At The Anchovy Bar in San FFrancisco

Tamarind-Vanilla Ice Cream Sundae with cashew-anchovy-coconut crumble

 

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Duvel

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1 hour ago, haresfur said:

Precocious Little Shit Reckons This Isn’t Real Carbonara

“At Mitch’s house, his Dad grates fresh Parmesan in a bowl and uses real guanciale instead of whatever this white muck is."

 

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Laugh if you must, but recently my 9 yo had a sleepover and when the mom of the kid he was visiting asked, what he wanted for breakfast he said “Eggs Benedict, because that’s what we eat at home”*. The mom had to google EB and he got a toast with a fried egg, which he declared “also tasty” …

 

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*Disclaimer: once or twice a quarter, no more …

 

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weinoo

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3 hours ago, haresfur said:

“At Mitch’s house, his Dad grates fresh Parmesan in a bowl and uses real guanciale instead of whatever this white muck is."

 

That is some scary shit, my friend.  This past week, up in Provincetown, I offered to make a first-course Spaghetti all'amatriciana, at a cookout we were invited to.  Try to find guanciale in P'town! I think I might've been lucky to find this...

 

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Still came out okay (I mean, no one was any the wiser).  As to that Dolmio Carbonara sauce, this make me want to run in the other direction...quickly!

 

INGREDIENTS: WATER, THICKENER (MODIFIED CORNSTARCH), BUTTERMILK 5%, VEGETABLE OIL, EGG YOLK 3%, SUGAR, CHEESE POWDER (CONTAINS MILK) 1%, ONION 1%, FLAVOUR (CONTAINS MILK), GARLIC 1%, CLARIFIED BUTTER (CONTAINS MILK), SALT, FOOD ACID (LACTIC), PARMESAN CHEESE (CONTAINS MILK) 0.5%, YEAST EXTRACT, CHIVES.
MAY CONTAIN BUTTERMILK, EGG, CHEESE, MILK.
REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING AND USE WITHIN 3 DAYS
MADE IN AUSTRALIA FROM AT LEAST 80% AUSTRALIAN INGREDIENTS
 
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Mitch Weinstein aka "weinoo"

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weinoo

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1 hour ago, Duvel said:


Laugh if you must, but recently my 9 yo had a sleepover and when the mom of the kid he was visiting asked, what he wanted for breakfast he said “Eggs Benedict, because that’s what we eat at home”*. The mom had to google EB and he got a toast with a fried egg, which he declared “also tasty” …

 

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That child is being raised correctly.

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Mitch Weinstein aka "weinoo"

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My eGullet FoodBog - A Tale of Two Boroughs

Was it you baby...or just a Brilliant Disguise?

Senior Sea Kayaker

Senior Sea Kayaker

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In Jacques Pepin's 'The Apprentice: My Life...' he describes an incident when his daughter was young and was served asparagus at a friend's house. She wasn't eating it so her friend's mother asked her if she had ever had asparagus before and she replied she was waiting for the hollandaise as that is how it was served at home.

 

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'A drink to the livin', a toast to the dead' Gordon Lightfoot

weinoo

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See - the problem isn't that someone at homes makes a carbonara and uses some god-awful ingredients, or someone makes an Amatriciana and uses American smoked bacon instead on an unsmoked product...the problem is when restaurants do that.  The same problem exists when a restaurant makes a Caesar salad...out of friggin' kale.

 

(Let's not get started on blank-tinis!)

 

 

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weinoo

weinoo

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1 minute ago, Senior Sea Kayaker said:

In Jacques Pepin's 'The Apprentice: My Life...' he describes an incident when his daughter was young and was served asparagus at a friend's house. She wasn't eating it so her friend's mother asked her if she had ever had asparagus before and she replied she was waiting for the hollandaise as that is how it was served at home.

 

I thought you were gonna say Claudine said - the asparagus is always peeled at home!

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Mitch Weinstein aka "weinoo"

Tasty Travails - My Blog

My eGullet FoodBog - A Tale of Two Boroughs

Was it you baby...or just a Brilliant Disguise?

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Senior Sea Kayaker

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1 minute ago, weinoo said:

I thought you were gonna say Claudine said - the asparagus is always peeled at home!

My guess is she was too polite to mention it.

 

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'A drink to the livin', a toast to the dead' Gordon Lightfoot

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