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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

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If you have spent any time at a beach around gulls this is so so true. Oh there goes the sandwich or bag of chips off the picnic blanket. 

Image may contain: one or more people, text that says 'NICE SACKET, THANK You BE A SHAME IF SOME THING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT, LEAVE THE CHIPS. W.MPhoil'

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From today's NY Times "Wordplay" column -- say this ten times fast: "crispy brisket bits."

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Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged.  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

No amount of belief makes something a fact.  -James Randi, magician and skeptic

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5 minutes ago, Alex said:

From today's NY Times "Wordplay" column -- say this ten times fast: "crispy brisket bits."

 

Can I virtually throttle you?  My tongue is officially twisted

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

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The old saying "the bigger the rifle the smaller the zucchini" isn't true here.

 

 

 

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From November 2010 New Yorker by Edward Sorel regarding Eleanor Roosevelt

The caption:  Those invited to the White House quickly learned a vital rule: eat before you go

Those invited to the White House quickly learned a vital rule eat before you go.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

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Extreme heat wave is predicted for the next few days in many areas. Many people will suffer. I apologize for finding this funny:

 

"With current temperatures hovering above 120 degrees, rangers in Death Valley National Park have some advice for would-be visitors: Drink plenty of water, avoid excessive outdoor activity and, please, stop trying to fry eggs on the pavement. It doesn’t work, it makes a mess and the staff has better things to do than clean up after you.

In fact, the proliferation of broken shells, discarded cartons and accumulated goo has reached such a point that the park recently took to its Facebook page to implore people to stop ---------------------."

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

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Amelia's Farm Fresh Cookies 

 

 

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Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged.  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

No amount of belief makes something a fact.  -James Randi, magician and skeptic

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