Food Funnies

[liuzhou]

 

[liuzhou]

[Porthos]

@liuzhou I vastly prefer to self-check anytime I can.  Not to worry, I enjoyed the joke.

[Margaret Pilgrim]

On 5/1/2023 at 3:38 AM, weinoo said:

 

That child is being raised correctly.

Reminded of kindergarten exchange.    Assignment: draw your breakfast.    Son turned in a page of light brown circles. 

Teacher: Are those pancakes?

Son: Crepes.

[Margaret Pilgrim]

[liuzhou]

[Margaret Pilgrim]

"There's a new Italian restaurant in town."

"Is it any good?"

"It's O.K., but it's no Olive Garden."

[liuzhou]

[Duvel]

34 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

Can’t forget da Bepzi …

[SusieQ]

On 5/1/2023 at 3:36 AM, weinoo said:

FLAVOUR (CONTAINS MILK)

Contains milk but is not milk. Hmm. This is the kind of stuff that drives me nuts on ingredient lists. 

[liuzhou]

 

 

[liuzhou]

 

[Kim Shook]

9 hours ago, liuzhou said:

 

Have to be told that some places because you couldn't tell by taste alone! 

[liuzhou]

 

[chromedome]

[MaryIsobel]

One of my daughters took great delight in saying to my other daughter's new boyfriend who was eating with us for the first time "we always have our guests say the blessing before we eat." Of course she waited until said boyfriend had lifted a fork to his mouth. (We never say a blessing before eating, it was just her twisted sense of humour.) She also liked to introduce herself as Guadalupe (which is not her name) and introduce my husband as "my Mom's son from her first marriage." Anything to make the new beau confused or uncomfortable!

[AlaMoi]

. . . .the kid has talent . . . fur' sur'

[Alex]

From the New Yorker: 

 

 

[heidih]

I think this fits the discussion

https://condenaststore.com/featured/101-things-to-do-with-bacon-elisabeth-mcnair.html

[chromedome]

Sometimes Twitter still spits out a gem...

[Margaret Pilgrim]

[Shelby]

On 5/18/2023 at 12:13 AM, liuzhou said:

 

This would be the best. thing. ever.  I would NEVER get out of bed.  I'd need two, though.....one for white wine.....maybe three....one for riesling......   NO four...another for ice wine during summer.

[Tropicalsenior]

4 minutes ago, Margaret Pilgrim said:

Uh-huh, my late husband was as deaf as a post until I tried opening something like this or a potato chip bag late at night.

[Darienne]

6 minutes ago, Tropicalsenior said:

Uh-huh, my late husband was as deaf as a post until I tried opening something like this or a potato chip bag late at night.

Like a dog and a cheese wrapper....

[Margaret Pilgrim]

7 minutes ago, Tropicalsenior said:

Uh-huh, my late husband was as deaf as a post until I tried opening something like this or a potato chip bag late at night.

My maiden aunt had a lidded candy bowl that rang like Big Ben when as a 6 year old I tried to sneak a piece of her home made fudge.