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Keith_W

By Keith_W
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I couldn't copy this one from FB, but it was basically "food funnies meets world-class parenting":

 

The poster had gotten tired of the same ol' "clean your rooms" fight with his teens, so he went to the store and bought a small bag of black "forbidden" rice. He scattered it in their rooms (under their beds and in the corners of their closets) then in the course of what was apparently a normal parental rant, lifted up and threw some debris in the first kid's room and discovered...rodent turds! A quick inspection of the other kid's room turned up the same evidence of vermin (gasp!) and the two grossed-out kids have become militant neat freaks. :P

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Anna N

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16 minutes ago, chromedome said:

two grossed-out kids have become militant neat freaks. :P

And if they fell for it their parents need not save up for Harvard. :P

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Not exactly a "funny" in the usual sense, but it probably fits better here than elsewhere on the site...

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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14 hours ago, pastrygirl said:

I've tried the blood thing  - it works!

"Gosh, your red velvet cake is fabulous. What's your secret?"
"Well..." :P

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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