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On 9/30/2021 at 3:38 AM, Steve R. said:

Are we not noticing that this was The Onion reporting?

 

I was waiting for the penny to drop. We need to flag that things posted in 'food funnies' are jokes?

 

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51 minutes ago, nonblonde007 said:

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As opposed to the Sames Restaurant ("You Eat What You Are") -- from TV Funhouse, when it was on Comedy Central: one of the funniest, most subversive (and outrageous -- some would say tasteless) TV shows ever

 

 

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"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

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"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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In case you don't know about The Onion's cooking videos (or even if you do), here are a couple to get you started. Links to the rest of them are on the right side of each video.

 

https://www.theonion.com/how-to-make-slow-cooked-russet-potatoes-that-fall-right-1821015185

 

https://www.theonion.com/perfect-one-pot-six-pan-10-wok-25-baking-sheet-dinne-1820847016

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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2 hours ago, chromedome said:

 

Why not just pick out and discard the red ones?

 

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I wonder if "sprinkle police" is going to become a meme now.

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

I wonder if "sprinkle police" is going to become a meme now.

 

If not "sprinkle police", then perhaps "sprinklegate". It's used more than once in that article. Catchy, isn't it?

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This isn't meant to be a joke, but given my recent purchases, I found it amusing.

 

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The ‘World’s-First’ Cheese Board Bath Rack

 

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All I need is that and a bathtub! They don't seems to do a model for the shower!

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

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12 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

This isn't meant to be a joke, but given my recent purchases, I found it amusing.

 

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The ‘World’s-First’ Cheese Board Bath Rack

 

Full story here.

All I need is that and a bathtub! They don't seems to do a model for the shower!

 

 

How much is the bottle holder?

 

They might get arrested for a model in the shower.

 

Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

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