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chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it." Ursula K. Le Guin

liuzhou

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  On 3/3/2021 at 10:27 PM, haresfur said:

 

I prefer the punchline, "The bartender says, 'There seems to have been a clerical error.'"

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Another version:

 

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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kayb

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I once ordered a paella pan from Aldi. They sent me a bag of chicken marbella instead.

 

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Don't ask. Eat it.

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CeeCee

CeeCee

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  On 2/27/2021 at 2:08 AM, liuzhou said:

Forget the debate on whether or not it's acceptable to put pineapple on your pizza. Try this!

 

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This subject actually made a few headlines in The Netherlands, as pizza chain Domino's announced they're saying goodbye to pizza hawaï and pineapple. April Foolsday campagne, I guess.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it." Ursula K. Le Guin

Alex

Alex

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  On 3/30/2021 at 3:06 PM, chromedome said:

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If that's real and not digitally altered, that's a classic. On a related note, Ms Alex once had a student who wrote about taking up dog breading as a hobby. (We have an extensive collection of amusing typos from our students over the years. Other food-related ones include a student who liked crap cakes, and another who liked porn & beans.)

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power.  -Robert G. Ingersoll, lawyer and orator

 

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. -George Jean Nathan, author and editor

 

A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which you realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.

-Dave Barry, humorist 

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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My dear Bolivian friend is on a dental liquid diet.  Last night as I was wading home through worms and spring peepers I thought of her:

 

https://www.culinaryschools.org/blog/frog-smoothie/

 

 

However down there frog smoothies are a real thing.

 

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Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

heidih

heidih

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oh lor - someone else here got me on  Maggie and now you have replanted. Curse yu

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Anna N

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@liuzhouno mention of whether it was Hellmann’s or Miracle Whip?  Hope it wasn’t Heinz Salad Cream. 

Anna Nielsen aka "Anna N"

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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@liuzhouno mention of whether it was Hellmann’s or Miracle Whip?  Hope it wasn’t Heinz Salad Cream. 

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According to my late brother-in-law who was a friend (schoolmate) of our boy Rodney, he likes his scran, so I imagine he used freshly made mayo meticulously crafted by nubile, but innocent handmaidens chosen for their strict morals and clean hands.

 

We're all north London boys, innit!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

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