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On 3/4/2021 at 6:27 AM, haresfur said:

 

I prefer the punchline, "The bartender says, 'There seems to have been a clerical error.'"


Another version:

 

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

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I once ordered a paella pan from Aldi. They sent me a bag of chicken marbella instead.

 

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On 2/27/2021 at 3:08 AM, liuzhou said:

Forget the debate on whether or not it's acceptable to put pineapple on your pizza. Try this!

 

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This subject actually made a few headlines in The Netherlands, as pizza chain Domino's announced they're saying goodbye to pizza hawaï and pineapple. April Foolsday campagne, I guess.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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26 minutes ago, chromedome said:

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If that's real and not digitally altered, that's a classic. On a related note, Ms Alex once had a student who wrote about taking up dog breading as a hobby. (We have an extensive collection of amusing typos from our students over the years. Other food-related ones include a student who liked crap cakes, and another who liked porn & beans.)

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Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

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14 hours ago, liuzhou said:


We need photographic evidence!

 

Next time I pop popcorn!

 

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@liuzhouno mention of whether it was Hellmann’s or Miracle Whip?  Hope it wasn’t Heinz Salad Cream. 

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10 minutes ago, Anna N said:

@liuzhouno mention of whether it was Hellmann’s or Miracle Whip?  Hope it wasn’t Heinz Salad Cream. 

 

According to my late brother-in-law who was a friend (schoolmate) of our boy Rodney, he likes his scran, so I imagine he used freshly made mayo meticulously crafted by nubile, but innocent handmaidens chosen for their strict morals and clean hands.

 

We're all north London boys, innit!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

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