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[liuzhou]

[liuzhou]

[Tropicalsenior]

[gulfporter]

[blue_dolphin]

Apologies if this has already been shared here

 

[JoNorvelleWalker]

For any of you who may still be married...

 

I was browsing for a cutting board.  I have twenty something cutting boards at count, but a girl can never be too rich or have too many cutting boards.  I came upon this offer from amazon:  (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)

 

"Non-slip design on the cutting board surface to prevent the spouse from slipping during cutting."

 

[DesertTinker]

21 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

For any of you who may still be married...

 

I was browsing for a cutting board.  I have twenty something cutting boards at count, but a girl can never be too rich or have too many cutting boards.  I came upon this offer from amazon:  (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)

 

"Non-slip design on the cutting board surface to prevent the spouse from slipping during cutting."

 

An absolute necessity for any “HappyLifeColorfulKitchen”!

[Tropicalsenior]

[Tropicalsenior]

[liuzhou]

I  think, by now, my aversion to all things c@rn is well-known. I am delighted to report that it apparently terrifies Satan, too!

 

Nothing to do with the sausage. The batter!

 

Edited July 13, 2021 by liuzhou (log)

[JoNorvelleWalker]

I doubt the link will work but I had to laugh at the Hillary Price RhymesWithOrange cartoon today.  A woman patronizing a neighborhood lemonade stand says "This is wine."

 

One of the two little girls responds: "That's not what our mother calls it."

 

[heidih]

48 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I doubt the link will work but I had to laugh at the Hillary Price RhymesWithOrange cartoon today.  A woman patronizing a neighborhood lemonade stand says "This is wine."

 

One of the two little girls responds: "That's not what our mother calls it."

 

Not sure about cartoon but my Ralphs (Kroger) sells the 6 pack bottle totes imprinted with the logo along the lines of wine being good for you - just liquid fruit.

[liuzhou]

[heidih]

13 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

I was expecting the frequently seen "crap meat"

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[Margaret Pilgrim]

17 hours ago, chromedome said:

Reminds me of the call I made.    I called our corner super on Monday, July 5 to see if they were open.    The woman replied, "I answered the phone, didn't I?"

[liuzhou]

 

[liuzhou]

[heidih]

Much like the standard HALT. It would would work well as BALT with bored as first, 

 

Hungry, angry, lonely, tired

[liuzhou]

[Tropicalsenior]

[liuzhou]

[liuzhou]

[chromedome]

[Tropicalsenior]

This might have been done before. I know that I have seen it around for quite a while but it just seemed appropriate for today.