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On 10/28/2024 at 7:34 PM, chromedome said:

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I really wish we had a "rolling eyes" or else "hold your nose" emoji!

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8 hours ago, Smithy said:

 

I really wish we had a "rolling eyes" or else "hold your nose" emoji!

My son is not yet a dad, but he seems to have inherited my proclivity for dad jokes. On FB a couple of days ago he posed the question: "If I have shawarma for lunch, does that make it Halal-oween?"

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3 hours ago, chromedome said:

My son is not yet a dad, but he seems to have inherited my proclivity for dad jokes. On FB a couple of days ago he posed the question: "If I have shawarma for lunch, does that make it Halal-oween?"

 

Only if it's my shawarma 🎶

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