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I will never again . . . (Part 4)

Darienne

By Darienne
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Tropicalsenior

Tropicalsenior

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1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

I'll try not to do what I did this morning. Lose my kettle.

Did you check all your garbage bins? The last time that I lost my car keys, I found them in the freezer. It's more frustrating when you live in a small apartment and there aren't that many places to put it.

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JoNorvelleWalker

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I will never again bleed allover my amazon delivery two days in a row.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

liuzhou

liuzhou

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7 hours ago, Tropicalsenior said:

Did you check all your garbage bins? The last time that I lost my car keys, I found them in the freezer. It's more frustrating when you live in a small apartment and there aren't that many places to put it.

 

I just found it in a cupboard I would have sworn I haven't opened in a year. Definitely poltergeists at work.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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haresfur

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I'll never again put the lunch leftovers in a container then forget to put the container in the fridge

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It's almost never bad to feed someone.

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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48 minutes ago, haresfur said:

I'll never again put the lunch leftovers in a container then forget to put the container in the fridge

 

Move to a cooler climate.

 

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Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

liuzhou

liuzhou

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1 hour ago, haresfur said:

I'll never again put the lunch leftovers in a container then forget to put the container in the fridge

 

My fridge is warmer than the kitchen at the moment!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

pastrygirl

pastrygirl

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21 hours ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I will never again bleed allover my amazon delivery two days in a row.

 

 

Can we get a nanny-cam live stream set up at Jo's?  Totally for her safety, not at all for our entertainment. ;)

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Tropicalsenior

Tropicalsenior

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Can we get a nanny-cam live stream set up at Jo's?  Totally for her safety, not at all for our entertainment. ;)

I'm afraid that would look like a Perpetual Loop of the Chainsaw Massacre.

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JoNorvelleWalker

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1 hour ago, Tropicalsenior said:

I'm afraid that would look like a Perpetual Loop of the Chainsaw Massacre.

 

Full disclosure:  two days ago I barely bled a bit opening the box.  Yesterday I hemorrhaged all over the delivery.

 

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Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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I shall never again drop a can of Progresso Manhattan Clam Chowder on my foot as all the toilet paper falls from the closet.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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Oh, and I shall never again turn on my anova oven by pressing the descale button.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

heidih

heidih

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10 hours ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I shall never again drop a can of Progresso Manhattan Clam Chowder on my foot as all the toilet paper falls from the closet.

 

Can was unopened at least?!

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JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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1 hour ago, heidih said:

Can was unopened at least?!

 

Thankfully.  If not there were 36 rolls of toilet paper.

 

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Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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I shall never again forget that at temperatures above boiling my Paragon shuts down as a safety feature after half an hour.  Dinner may be delayed.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

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JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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I shall never again bleed all over my curry.

 

No, I didn't cut myself.  I was breaking apart a bulb of garlic and I broke apart my thumb.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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If one must splash boiling tomato sauce over one's face, it is good to be wearing glasses.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

Katie Meadow

Katie Meadow

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1 hour ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

If one must splash boiling tomato sauce over one's face, it is good to be wearing glasses.

 

Well that sounds awful. Are you okay? Maybe you should try a balaclava when cooking hot soups or sauces and rawhide gloves when separating cloves of garlic. Also I hope you are not one of those people who cook barefooted.

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JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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1 hour ago, Katie Meadow said:

Well that sounds awful. Are you okay? Maybe you should try a balaclava when cooking hot soups or sauces and rawhide gloves when separating cloves of garlic. Also I hope you are not one of those people who cook barefooted.

 

If only my kitchen floor were cleaner.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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I shall never again attempt to move an anova oven with a full water reservoir.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

TdeV

TdeV

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Jo, my prob is just as bad. I read the instructions for cleaning everything with soap and water, including the water reservoir, . . . and I've scratched everything!

 

 

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ElsieD

ElsieD

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58 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I shall never again attempt to move an anova oven with a full water reservoir.

 

 

Thank goodness, I thought it was something serious!

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JoNorvelleWalker

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For the first bake in my new steam oven, I shall never again forget to turn on the steam.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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I shall never again exsanguinate myself all over the dinner plate.  I know how clotting is supposed to work, I just wish it would.

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

chromedome

chromedome

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Exsanguination is such a lovely-sounding word for such an inconvenient occurrence.

 

...and I'll be hearing it all morning, as sung by Carly Simon (to the tune of "Anticipation," of course).

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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