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Food Funnies

Keith_W

By Keith_W
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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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Seen outside a local eatery on my way into Truro, NS:

"What's missing from this resta  ant?

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

liuzhou

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4 hours ago, chromedome said:

Seen outside a local eatery on my way into Truro, NS:

"What's missing from this resta  ant?

U R"

 

There was a place in my hometown with the same sign 50  years ago!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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I'm not surprised.

I hadn't seen it before, but I assumed it was something they'd gleaned from the internet. I ate there once, and have no reason to expect originality from them. :P

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Porthos

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15 hours ago, chromedome said:

Seen outside a local eatery on my way into Truro, NS:

"What's missing from this resta  ant?

U R"

 

 

Like the religious places with, "What's Missing? Ch  ch." from the 70s.

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A take on the childhood favorite "If You Give a Moose a Muffin"

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I wonder if that's what these mice were fighting over.

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

heidih

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

I wonder if that's what these mice were fighting over.

 Ha! Madeline crumbs seem more on the Zen/contemplative spectrum

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kayb

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Been there, done that. Helps if it's Cajun coffee with chicory.

 

Don't ask. Eat it.

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Margaret Pilgrim

Margaret Pilgrim

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I used to meet several ladies for a very wet lunch.    Since I drove some 15 miles to join them, my drink of choice was a double espresso over ice.    After about 4, I would begin to twitch.   I switched to bitters and seltzer, pleasant and not so jangling.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Alex

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8 hours ago, liuzhou said:

A linguistic food funny. Right up my street!

 

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Basic translation:

me: I love lunch

lunch: Thank you

me: What?

lunch: Say it again

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

liuzhou

liuzhou

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

 

Basic translation:

me: I love lunch

lunch: Thank you

me: What?

lunch: Say it again

 

 

I know, but explaining a joke always spoils it!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

kayb

kayb

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Translation, heck. I'd settle for pronounciation guide.

 

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Don't ask. Eat it.

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Anna N

Anna N

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I think we should spend our down time inventing a dish worthy of the name Gaelic Bread. It wouldn’t have to involve kale, would it?

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