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57 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

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So I ordered the Wagyu at the hot pot restaurant and this is how it arrived. Wild.

 

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It's Lady Gaga!

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

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Cooking hacks from celebrity chefs, per The Onion (slide show)

 

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Emeril Lagasse: “As your guests go to take their first bite, if you stand behind them and make the ‘Mmmm’ noise at the right volume, sometimes they’ll think that it’s them making that noise, and they’ll think that they’re actually enjoying the meal a lot.”

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

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I will add that serving it out of the casserole dish is inappropriate. One needs a Welcome "Mat out of Hell."

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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1 hour ago, chromedome said:

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I will add that serving it out of the casserole dish is inappropriate. One needs a Welcome "Mat out of Hell."

 

The toenails are the worst part.  @CantCookStillTry, I think you should make one of these for your hubby to take back to the mine! Something different for the corners of his pictures. 😁

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On 4/27/2021 at 6:07 AM, liuzhou said:
found via Twitter. May need explaining.
 
Facebook reminded me this morning that it's recommended you run the launch of any product for the UK market past someone Scottish
 
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A familiar word in my house growing up, My mother's mother was a Stewart. 

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John Hodgman is one of my favorite humorists. He currently writes a brief, weekly, off-kilter advice column for the NY Times. This was last week's column, about fear of Bundt cakes.

 

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Karen writes: My husband, David, hates Bundt cake. I believe he was scarred by grotesque Bundt-shaped 1970s recipes. But he likes cake. Please order him to try it.

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

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