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On 10/28/2024 at 7:34 PM, chromedome said:

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I really wish we had a "rolling eyes" or else "hold your nose" emoji!

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chromedome

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8 hours ago, Smithy said:

 

I really wish we had a "rolling eyes" or else "hold your nose" emoji!

My son is not yet a dad, but he seems to have inherited my proclivity for dad jokes. On FB a couple of days ago he posed the question: "If I have shawarma for lunch, does that make it Halal-oween?"

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Alex

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3 hours ago, chromedome said:

My son is not yet a dad, but he seems to have inherited my proclivity for dad jokes. On FB a couple of days ago he posed the question: "If I have shawarma for lunch, does that make it Halal-oween?"

 

Only if it's my shawarma 🎶

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Senior Sea Kayaker

Senior Sea Kayaker

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Only if it's my shawarma 🎶

That is so groan worthy it's good.

The Knack or Weird Al.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Tropicalsenior

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There's a bakery here in Costa Rica that actually bakes bread in the shape of crocodiles and turtles. I have to admit they're not quite this elaborate.

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I actually knew a Griswold , way back when .  and indeed he was Very Stuffed.

 

but not w bread.

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Alex

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In Australia, it's not just the venomous animals (and sharks and crocs) that are out to get you. Yes, this is a food-related story.

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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