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By Keith_W
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liuzhou

liuzhou

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15 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

 

Sell the Etch A Sketch to a collector.  With the proceeds buy an iPad Pro and a few cases of wine.

 

 

With Etch-a-Sketches being sold on Amazon for $23 USD, I think maybe I'd need more than one!

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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JoNorvelleWalker

JoNorvelleWalker

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3 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

 

With Etch-a-Sketches being sold on Amazon for $23 USD, I think maybe you need more than one!

 

It might depend on how old it is.  I recently learned one of my camera lenses sells for up to $40,000 to collectors.  Glad I kept the box.

 

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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On 3/1/2022 at 1:19 AM, Eatmywords said:

Not really food but ...

 

By long standing tradition and precedent, 'food' here is allowed to encompass drink.

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

Eatmywords

Eatmywords

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Ooof, that's a relief.  I spent much of the night worrying it would be deleted.   

 

And why gin? A dark rum or orange liquor (Grand Marnier) would be perfect. 😁

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That wasn't chicken

Alex

Alex

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6 hours ago, Eatmywords said:

Ooof, that's a relief.  I spent much of the night worrying it would be deleted.   

 

And why gin? A dark rum or orange liquor (Grand Marnier) would be perfect. 😁

 

Because Gin Made Me Do It (eG-friendly Amazon.com link) 🍸:D 

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liuzhou

liuzhou

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Saw this and immediately thought of @CantCookStillTryand her husband, although I don't remember any key involvement there.

(I wish to point out the appalling grammar ain't be down to me!

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

The Kitchen Scale Manifesto

chromedome

chromedome

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nonblonde007

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Brenda

I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

nonblonde007

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Brenda

I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

chromedome

chromedome

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

Darienne

Darienne

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Question:  why is it that liuzhou and chromedome post all the food funnies?  Where do they find them?  I have yet to find a food funny anywhere except on this thread.

Darienne

 

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