Fantasy Food

[Raynickben]

I wish smell of garlic didn't seep through the skin after eating it. 

And it would be pretty nice not smell "liquored up" after drinking.

TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!

my Signficant Other complains about a Certain Garlic Flavour during a Certain Intimate Act, if I so much as MINCE a Clove of Garlic earlier in the day.

That's too much information.

[melkor]

Cheese that regenerates when you cut off a slice...

I find that most cheese will do that if you leave it in the fridge long enough.

[Carolyn Tillie]

my Signficant Other complains about a Certain Garlic Flavour during a Certain Intimate Act, if I so much as MINCE a Clove of Garlic earlier in the day.

That's too much information.

[jsolomon]

TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!

my Signficant Other complains about a Certain Garlic Flavour during a Certain Intimate Act, if I so much as MINCE a Clove of Garlic earlier in the day.

Have you tried feeding something containing garlic to the S.O. on the days you so much as mince garlic?

[phaelon56]

I wish lobster bisque came out of my kitchen sink faucet

It does from mine but washing dishes has become SUCH a chore

I do wish that there were a creme brulee ice cream - something that had the flavor and at least a good semblanc eof the texture and also had lots and lots of chunks of caramelized crispy burnt sugar topping strewn throughout. Now that I'm wishing I'll add that it should have no more than 4 grams of sugar and 2 grams of fat per 1/2 cup serving. Ben and/or Jerry - are you listening?

[Hest88]

Chestnuts that peel like tangerines.

And pomegranates with a greater juice to seed ratio.

And sweet potatos that bake faster.

[NeroW]

Vegetables that were already square. What I wouldn't give for a square potato and a square onion.

[Mabelline]

Artichokes with a zipper. Citrus that does not get you in the eye. Tomatoes that peel themselves. OOOOhhhh!!! Meat that stops cooking when it is perfectly done!

Milk that doesn't go bad.Egg whites that always whip up perfectly...

Edited January 15, 2004 by Mabelline (log)

[bloviatrix]

Onions that didn't make my eyes tear.

[AzRaeL]

Soylent Green

[WolfChef]

Cattle already have that.

[Jeffy Boy]

All fruit should be skinless, seedless, pitless and stemless. And about the size of a grape. And cube-shaped.

[Raynickben]

Soylent Green

[chezlamere]

tearless and sneezless onion would be nice

never mind the magic fridge, how about the magic microwave that you put a picture from a mag or book and "poof" when you open the door the actual food has replaced the picture.

I want a remote control vacuum cleaner

that winter tomato tree would be nice, i could plant it next to the winter peach tree.

[Lady T]

Cheese that regenerates when you cut off a slice...

And refuses to develop mold.

[Jinmyo]

Hm.

Still bacon.

[Geebs]

Pizza that you could eat right out of the oven without burning the roof of your mouth.

[BrennaMorgan]

Chocolate with no calories

[Mayhaw Man]

Soylent Green

I am pretty sure you can get it at Burger King. They serve it on a baguette.

[fifi]

For those of you wishing for square fruit.

BTW... What's up with that? Two posts wishing for corners?

[MRX]

I still want spices from Mars.

[Malawry]

Squared produce would make julienne and brunoise cuts much simpler, Fifi.

[Jeffy Boy]

For those of you wishing for square fruit.

BTW... What's up with that? Two posts wishing for corners?

The square watermelon is a good first step. Now they just need to get it down to the size of a grape, with no rind or seeds. Then I'll be happy.

[Carlovski]

A cut of pork, with layering like pork belly - but perfectly even layers of fat and lean, but in a big piece, with a more carving friendly bone structure (And no - rolled joints don't count!)

And the lambipede - cross between a lamb and a millipede, so everyone has about 50 shank sized little legs.

[laurenmilan]

Mangoes that don't require a shower after eating.