Food Funnies

[Tropicalsenior]

5 minutes ago, Margaret Pilgrim said:

I this doesn't resonate with you, you live alone.

Yep! If you live alone and see this, you might want to schedule a visit with your doctor.

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[Tropicalsenior]

4 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

 

Tell me about it!

[liuzhou]

9 minutes ago, Tropicalsenior said:

Tell me about it!

 

What I do in my supermarket when facing death by plastic bag reluctance to open is head over to where they lay the fish out on ice, rub my hands on the ice and then open the bag no problem. i don't know but I guess rubbing the walls or freezre cabinets would do the same. Cold wet is the aim.

 

[Tropicalsenior]

27 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

 

What I do in my supermarket when facing death by plastic bag reluctance to open is head over to where they lay the fish out on ice, rub my hands on the ice and then open the bag no problem. i don't know but I guess rubbing the walls or freezre cabinets would do the same. Cold wet is the aim.

 

Not feasible where I shop. Everything is on the other end of the store from produce. I bought these otherwise I would be that bloke standing there.

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[liuzhou]

One for the enablers.

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[haresfur]

11 hours ago, liuzhou said:

 

 

aka, the beer-crisper

 

 

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[Smithy]

On 8/6/2023 at 2:01 PM, liuzhou said:

One for the enablers.

 

Haha, I had no idea! There really is a Nessie Ladle (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)!

 

And a Nessie Colander Spoon (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)! And...and there's more! 😄

[liuzhou]

3 hours ago, Smithy said:

Haha, I had no idea! There really is a Nessie Ladle (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)!

 

And a Nessie Colander Spoon (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)! And...and there's more! 😄

 

Yes. And they're breeding!

 

[liuzhou]

 

[Katie Meadow]

On 8/12/2023 at 9:30 PM, Smithy said:

 

Haha, I had no idea! There really is a Nessie Ladle (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)!

 

And a Nessie Colander Spoon (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)! And...and there's more! 😄

But the lady has no snout! I mean the ladle has no spout!  This is where enabling goes to die. At half the price it might be a good novelty buy for a toddler; since it stands up on its own you could serve snacks in it. Hey bartender, I'll have a wee dram and a ladle of Goldfish, please!

[liuzhou]

 

12 minutes ago, Katie Meadow said:

I mean the ladle has no spout!

 

Ladles have spouts??? None of mine do and they're just regular ladles; not mythical figures. I wouldn't buy a ladle with a spout.

 

 

Edited August 14, 2023 by liuzhou (log)

[Katie Meadow]

1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

 

 

Ladles have spouts??? None of mine do and they're just regular ladles; not mythical figures. I wouldn't buy a ladle with a spout.

 

 

Well la di da

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[chromedome]

On 7/20/2023 at 12:16 PM, chromedome said:

Not the usual sort of thing I post in this thread, but it seemed more appropriate here than elsewhere:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/20/donair-costume-canada-snack-pita-meat-controversy

Just a followup to let you all know that the auction on the donair costume has finally come to a close, with a winning bid in excess of $16,000 CDN.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/16/donair-fast-food-costume-fetches-more-than-16000-in-canada-auction

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On a similar note, a sign outside one of my local pizza joints said "I must be a hipster... I ate my pizza before it was cool!"