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When you're so desperate for something sweet . . .


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. . . that you eat Nestle semi-sweet morsels straight from the bag.

. . . that you eat honey straight from the jar.

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Steven A. Shaw aka "Fat Guy"
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Ghirardelli Semi Sweet Chocolate Blocks for cooking (sorry, can't tell you what they are really called, because I ate them all during the Federer match the other night). Anyway, they're good.

Also, currently coming out of my backyard are about a bazillion figs (floodwaters are great fertilizer-I highly recommend it, distribution is easy though it's kinda hard to control) which are great when cut in half and cold cream with brown sugar is added over the top of them.

Jelly Bellys-any flavor. Anytime. Anywhere.

Brooks Hamaker, aka "Mayhaw Man"

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Ghirardelli Semi Sweet Chocolate Blocks for cooking (sorry, can't tell you what they are really called, because I ate them all during the Federer match the other night). Anyway, they're good.

omg, mayhaw man, i just did that last night. :biggrin: sooo guilty!

i have also been known to consume inordinate amounts of jelly in times such as these. jelly smeared on toast, crackers... oh, who am i kidding-- a butter knife will do just fine.

"i dream of cherry pies, candy bars and chocolate chip cookies." -talking heads

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Jelly! Totally forgot about that one.

Be right back . . .

Steven A. Shaw aka "Fat Guy"
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Jelly, hmmm

my Italian grandmother would make me a ricotta jelly sandwich when I was little (my grandfather used to hide blocks of chocolate in the dining room sideboard); sweet strawberry or grape jelly, on really good bread, and fresh, whole milk ricotta. Yum!

Or Nutella from the jar.

At the shop (where I'm surrounded by buttercream and cake) I've also been known to take a handful of craisins, milk chocolate callets, pecans and chow down.

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Ghirardelli Semi Sweet Chocolate Blocks for cooking (sorry, can't tell you what they are really called, because I ate them all during the Federer match the other night). Anyway, they're good.

omg, mayhaw man, i just did that last night. :biggrin: sooo guilty!

i have also been known to consume inordinate amounts of jelly in times such as these. jelly smeared on toast, crackers... oh, who am i kidding-- a butter knife will do just fine.

I prefer the bittersweet. :wink:

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Semi-sweet chocolate chips was my afternoon "treat" at my grandparents' house. I was allowed 10, and would line them up, and then make a circle with them, and try to stretch them as long as possible. Unsurprisingly, Grandma was very fit.

Today I'm having some strawberry preserves I'd made on some bread with butter.

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you visit all the people in your building that might have a chocolate stash.

you eat the day old pastries in the teachers' lounge. You KNOW they weren't good to start with if they lived to be a day old in the teachers' lounge.

you see one of your middle school students with candy in the hallway and instead of making them throw it out or giving them detention, you make them share with you 50/50.

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Condensed milk straight from the fridge........what's leftover ofcourse!

Oh YES, I love that stuff. Remember when we used to spread it on white bread and toast it over the campfire? Supposed to taste like angel food cake.....and it did!

Also, for chocolate the Mexican disks that you use for making cocoa.....already sugared and with a bit of cinnamon.

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Miniature marshmallows.

But only if everyone's back is turned.  Really, they're best if one is alone in the house.

I'm not sure if anyone else is privy to the fact but based on my experience, if you have an ancient box of instant hot cocoa with marshmallows hiding somewhere in your cupboards, the packets can be torn open to find tiny little hard nuggety marshmallows that try to hide in the cocoa powder.

Quite delightfully aged and special.

:rolleyes::wink:

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A shot of maple syrup straight from the bottle gets the monkey off my back.

hey, at least you're not chugging a bottle of good ol' aunt jemima's pancake syrup.. i have a college friend who loves making a contest of it, super troopers style.

if i do crave sugar, i usually pay the price. significant amounts of sugar usually make my tummy angry. :sad:

doesn't stop me from craving candy (usually fruit jam-filled dark chocolate)! although those hot cocoa marshmellows are mighty tasty!

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I don't keep much sweet stuff in the house (on purpose), but there is always grape jelly (and there is always peanut butter), and when I get the craving, I dig them out. It's been known to happen at 3 in the morning when I should be asleep. Though I remember once years ago being hit by the craving and not having those and just eating a little bit of... believe it or not... sugar!

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Woman (incredulous, and loud): “THREE-NINETY EIGHT A POUND ????”

Counterman: “Who’s going to sit and cut fruit all day, lady… YOU?”

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Raspberry preserves, honey, marmalade, peanut butter, maple or chocolate syrups by the spoonful. To make the raid seem a little more special I use my trusty, slightly bent sterling teaspoon for dippin.'

By the fingerful- brown sugar, cookie/cake sprinkles and even a bit of unsweetened cocoa. Go figure.

Let's not forget a handful or two of dry cereal.

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