Competition Round Seven: Captions, What Was She Th

maggiethecat · June 30, 2003

Captions, please.

What was she thinking?

Edited July 5, 2003 by maggiethecat (log)

sparrowgrass · June 30, 2003

Shredded kitten does too taste just like tuna.

Katherine · June 30, 2003

Beware the wrath of the Lunch lady!

GordonCooks · June 30, 2003

"Iiiiii'm toooo sexy for this tuna,.... too sexy for this tuna................"

Varmint · June 30, 2003

Yeah, I got your amuse right here.

hannnah · June 30, 2003

"How much chicken salad does it take to make a Weapon of Mass Destruction? One scoop...two scoops..."

KateW · June 30, 2003

The tuna diet: "They said I'd lose weight if I ate one scoop for breakfast, a tuna bar for lunch, and a sensible dinner..."

Fat Guy · June 30, 2003

At Alain Ducasse's new "Thon," inspired by American grammar-school-cafeteria food, diners can choose between tuna salad made from maguro, toro, chutoro, or otoro from either yellowfin or bluefin tuna. Photo by Robert Mapplethorpe.

pogophiles · June 30, 2003

I still can't believe the deal we got on these little cups from that urologist...

Holly Moore · June 30, 2003

Damn these plastic gloves! My tuna salad just doesn't taste the same since they made me start wearing them.

OR

Are you sure this is how Alice Waters started?

Edited July 1, 2003 by Holly Moore (log)

Andy Lynes · June 30, 2003

I don't know what they put in this soylent green stuff, but it sure is tasty.

Chad · June 30, 2003

I still can't believe the deal we got on these little cups from that urologist...

Bwahahahahaa!

Chad

Fat Guy · June 30, 2003

Officials of SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) have decoded the first packet of data collected by the radiotelescope array at Area 31, near Shelburne, Ontario.

GordonCooks · June 30, 2003

Reuters: Manhattan

Representative Jerrold Nadler pitches in at PS 110’s cafeteria during their summer session. The 8th district congressman made an impromptu appearance in the cafeteria after some students queried him on the proper ratio of celery to mayonnaise in tuna salad. Mr. Nadler had no comment for this reporter but for the record, one could hear the phrase “one for me, one for you….two for me..etc, etc”.

fresco · June 30, 2003

If this doesn't make Martha Stewart come across, I'll just buy her for five packages of ramen noodles.

hollywood · June 30, 2003

Two parts tuna. One part celery. One part mayo. One part salt peter. Now, that's what I call Tuna Surprise!

sammy · June 30, 2003

It may not look appetizing but all it needs is rosemary vapor.

Chad · July 1, 2003

Heh! Plate these suckers just right and that fuzzy little Emeril will be my bitch!

(yep, stolen from Kitchen Confidential, but it was too good to pass up)

Chad

zilla369 · July 1, 2003

"BAM! Fish it up a notch!"

MHesse · July 2, 2003

This tuna is compatible with all analog and digital devices.

--mh

Fat Guy · July 2, 2003

"It's like making tuna salad with a condom on," complains Agnes Buford, president of International Sisterhood of Lunch Ladies Local 242 in Wayne, New Jersey. "And don't get me started on the hairnet."

pixelchef · July 2, 2003

The entry-level FDA-approved android SheMale SuperChef™ will run you approximately $12,000.00 USD. The price increases with added features which may include: talent, skill, and increased sex-appeal. Tuna salad not included.

**JAZ** · July 2, 2003

Over one billion served.

Holly Moore · July 2, 2003

If chef yells at me one more time it won't be tomatoes that I'll be stuffing with tuna salad.

ballast_regime · July 2, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith adjusting to the new economy.

Those little fuckers will find Nemo all right.

Ben 'n' Jerry's Cat Fur Ice Cream.

100% Sammy Sosa bat filler.

Rebuilding Iraq one scoop at a time.

I hope I end up on eGullet one day.

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