Competition Round Seven: Captions, What Was She Th

[maggiethecat]

Captions, please.

What was she thinking?

Edited July 5, 2003 by maggiethecat (log)

[sparrowgrass]

Shredded kitten does too taste just like tuna.

[Katherine]

Beware the wrath of the Lunch lady!

[GordonCooks]

"Iiiiii'm toooo sexy for this tuna,.... too sexy for this tuna................"

[Varmint]

Yeah, I got your amuse right here.

[hannnah]

"How much chicken salad does it take to make a Weapon of Mass Destruction? One scoop...two scoops..."

[KateW]

The tuna diet: "They said I'd lose weight if I ate one scoop for breakfast, a tuna bar for lunch, and a sensible dinner..."

[Fat Guy]

At Alain Ducasse's new "Thon," inspired by American grammar-school-cafeteria food, diners can choose between tuna salad made from maguro, toro, chutoro, or otoro from either yellowfin or bluefin tuna. Photo by Robert Mapplethorpe.

[pogophiles]

I still can't believe the deal we got on these little cups from that urologist...

[Holly Moore]

Damn these plastic gloves! My tuna salad just doesn't taste the same since they made me start wearing them.

OR

Are you sure this is how Alice Waters started?

Edited July 1, 2003 by Holly Moore (log)

[Andy Lynes]

I don't know what they put in this soylent green stuff, but it sure is tasty.

[Chad]

I still can't believe the deal we got on these little cups from that urologist...

Bwahahahahaa!

Chad

[Fat Guy]

Officials of SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) have decoded the first packet of data collected by the radiotelescope array at Area 31, near Shelburne, Ontario.

[GordonCooks]

Reuters: Manhattan

Representative Jerrold Nadler pitches in at PS 110’s cafeteria during their summer session. The 8th district congressman made an impromptu appearance in the cafeteria after some students queried him on the proper ratio of celery to mayonnaise in tuna salad. Mr. Nadler had no comment for this reporter but for the record, one could hear the phrase “one for me, one for you….two for me..etc, etc”.

[fresco]

If this doesn't make Martha Stewart come across, I'll just buy her for five packages of ramen noodles.

[hollywood]

Two parts tuna. One part celery. One part mayo. One part salt peter. Now, that's what I call Tuna Surprise!

[sammy]

It may not look appetizing but all it needs is rosemary vapor.

[Chad]

Heh! Plate these suckers just right and that fuzzy little Emeril will be my bitch!

(yep, stolen from Kitchen Confidential, but it was too good to pass up)

Chad

[zilla369]

"BAM! Fish it up a notch!"

[MHesse]

This tuna is compatible with all analog and digital devices.

--mh

[Fat Guy]

"It's like making tuna salad with a condom on," complains Agnes Buford, president of International Sisterhood of Lunch Ladies Local 242 in Wayne, New Jersey. "And don't get me started on the hairnet."

[pixelchef]

The entry-level FDA-approved android SheMale SuperChef™ will run you approximately $12,000.00 USD. The price increases with added features which may include: talent, skill, and increased sex-appeal. Tuna salad not included.

[JAZ]

Over one billion served.

[Holly Moore]

If chef yells at me one more time it won't be tomatoes that I'll be stuffing with tuna salad.

[ballast_regime]

Anna Nicole Smith adjusting to the new economy.

Those little fuckers will find Nemo all right.

Ben 'n' Jerry's Cat Fur Ice Cream.

100% Sammy Sosa bat filler.

Rebuilding Iraq one scoop at a time.

I hope I end up on eGullet one day.

2 Fat 2 Furious