Food in the Simpsons

[Schielke]

Simpson's Food guide

Links to episodes with descriptions of food they ate. Scroll down for Simpson's recipes.

My favorite is the recipe for Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles.

Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles

[9F01] Homer the Heretic

ingredients:

1 package of caramel squares

2 cups waffle batter

1 bottle liqiud smoke

1 stick of butter

instuctions:

place caramel in the waffle iron

pour on waffle batter

add liquid smoke to taste

cook thoroughly

take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it place it on a toothpic and serve

makes 1 unfortunate serving

Edited February 13, 2003 by Schielke (log)

[pariah_kerry]

I'm a big fan of "Nuts & Gum...Together At Last!"

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"You can't win friends with salad."

[=Mark]

Where's the recipe for the pot of chili made with the Guatamalan Insanity Chiles?

[Schielke]

Where's the recipe for the pot of chili made with the Guatamalan Insanity Chiles?

Chief Wiggum's Chilli

[3F24] The Mysterious Voyage of Homer

ingredients:

5 gallons of water quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste) instructions:

combine ingredients in a large pot cook until boiling serve immediately

makes 5 gallons

Not much to the chili, but if it allows you to find your soul mate... what the hell.

[Stephanie]

Here's my favorite.

SkittleBrau

ingredients:

2 pkg. Skittles

1 6pk. Duffenbrau

instructions:

add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau

chill briefly

makes 6 servings

NOTE: You may want to use caution when preparing Skittlebrau. When Skittles are added to beer, it creates a scary sort of chemical reaction, causing the beer to foam uncontrollably.

[Stone]

someone's got too much time on his hands.

[fimbul]

Are you suggesting, my good man, that devoting oneself to The Simpsons is not a perfectly cromulant use of one's time?

Piffle.

[Al_Dente]

I, personally, can't think of anything more cromulant.

"There's nary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman"

Did you ever see Willie selling Haggis?

"Get your haggis here, chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach, tastes as good as it sounds, good for what ails ya"

[Shiva]

From Lisa the Vegetarian:

Lisa: No I can't!  I can't eat any of them!

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.  Lisa honey, are you

    saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?  What about

    bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad!  Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa.  A wonderful, magical animal.

[Deacon]

Whenever I see Homer on "The Simpsons," I think, "Mmmmmmm, floor pie!"

Oddly enough, that's also my reaction to Jennifer Aniston on "Friends."

[Dave the Cook]

Oddly enough, that's also my reaction to Jennifer Aniston on "Friends."

You dog you.

[Stephanie]

Milhouse: "Bart, hurry up!  If we're late for school, we'll miss our free federal breakfast!"  Bart: "It's just Saltines and pig paste."  Milhouse: "Ew gross!  Saltines!"

I just saw this episode last night--I think Bart says "fig paste." Yes, I've got too much time on my hands.....

[BigMac]

And, just to show I also have too much time (and an unhealthy desire to correct those around me), since this episode was also just on:

Homer: "Butter that bacon!" Bart: "But, dad! My heart!" Homer: "This is my house and you'll follow my rules! Now--bacon that sausage!"

Bart actually says "But, Dad! My heart hurts!".

Sheesh (self-directed).

[nightscotsman]

From Lisa the Vegetarian:

My favorite:

• Bart and Homer race wildly after Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge:
  Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
  [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
  It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!
  [it gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]
  It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
  Bart: [Crestfallen.] It's gone.
  Homer: I know.
  

[tommy]

the cast of the simpsons will be on the actor's studio on sunday night. should be funny.

[Adam Balic]

My favorite:

Alternate-history-time-travel-toaster Marge:"Oh it's raining again".

[nightscotsman]

the cast of the simpsons will be on the actor's studio on sunday night.  should be funny.

I actually saw most of this last week. It's very weird/disturbing hearing those voices come out of real people who look nothing like the characters. Just the fact that Mr. Burns and Smithers are voiced by the same actor lends a whole other dimension to the characters. One frustrating thing about the show is that while they are interviewing individual cast members they mostly show clips from the Simpsons shows rather than the actors. I know what the characters look like - I wanted to see and meet the actors.

[foodie52]

This thread made me so happy!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!

[elyse]

My favorite is the recipe for Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles.

I was going to say that!

[NeroW]

I just saw this episode last night--I think Bart says "fig paste." Yes, I've got too much time on my hands.....

Bart actually says "But, Dad! My heart hurts!".

Thanks, Big Mac & Stephanie. When I watch the show, I'm usually laughing so hard I apparently can't understand my own language.

[Stephanie]

My favorite:

Alternate-history-time-travel-toaster Marge:"Oh it's raining again".

Even funnier in its context: it's raining donuts.

[JAZ]

Can't believe no one's mentioned the episode where Homer (with lots of help from Lisa) becomes the restaurant critic for the paper.

Or the one where he get sued for eating too much at the "all you can eat seafood" restaurant.

[mamster]

And I can't believe no one has mentioned the best line ever on the show:

"Mmm...unexplained bacon."

[heyjude]

My favorite, too, mamster and it should be the name of your band.

[NeroW]

Just wanted to dig this one up again.