Jump to content
  • Welcome to the eG Forums, a service of the eGullet Society for Culinary Arts & Letters. The Society is a 501(c)3 not-for-profit organization dedicated to the advancement of the culinary arts. These advertising-free forums are provided free of charge through donations from Society members. Anyone may read the forums, but to post you must create a free account.

Sign in to follow this  
Schielke

Food in the Simpsons

Recommended Posts

Simpson's Food guide

Links to episodes with descriptions of food they ate. Scroll down for Simpson's recipes.

My favorite is the recipe for Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles.

Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles

[9F01] Homer the Heretic

ingredients:

1 package of caramel squares

2 cups waffle batter

1 bottle liqiud smoke

1 stick of butter

instuctions:

place caramel in the waffle iron

pour on waffle batter

add liquid smoke to taste

cook thoroughly

take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it place it on a toothpic and serve

makes 1 unfortunate serving


Edited by Schielke (log)

Gimme what cha got for a pork chop!

-Freakmaster

I have two words for America... Meat Crust.

-Mario

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Where's the recipe for the pot of chili made with the Guatamalan Insanity Chiles?


=Mark

Give a man a fish, he eats for a Day.

Teach a man to fish, he eats for Life.

Teach a man to sell fish, he eats Steak

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Where's the recipe for the pot of chili made with the Guatamalan Insanity Chiles?
Chief Wiggum's Chilli

[3F24] The Mysterious Voyage of Homer

ingredients:

5 gallons of water quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste) instructions:

combine ingredients in a large pot cook until boiling serve immediately

makes 5 gallons

Not much to the chili, but if it allows you to find your soul mate... what the hell.


Gimme what cha got for a pork chop!

-Freakmaster

I have two words for America... Meat Crust.

-Mario

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Here's my favorite.

SkittleBrau

ingredients:

2 pkg. Skittles

1 6pk. Duffenbrau

instructions:

add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau

chill briefly

makes 6 servings

NOTE: You may want to use caution when preparing Skittlebrau. When Skittles are added to beer, it creates a scary sort of chemical reaction, causing the beer to foam uncontrollably.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Are you suggesting, my good man, that devoting oneself to The Simpsons is not a perfectly cromulant use of one's time?

Piffle.


A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I, personally, can't think of anything more cromulant.

"There's nary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman"

Did you ever see Willie selling Haggis?

"Get your haggis here, chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach, tastes as good as it sounds, good for what ails ya"


peak performance is predicated on proper pan preparation...

-- A.B.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

From Lisa the Vegetarian:

Lisa: No I can't!  I can't eat any of them!

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.  Lisa honey, are you

    saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?  What about

    bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad!  Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa.  A wonderful, magical animal.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Whenever I see Homer on "The Simpsons," I think, "Mmmmmmm, floor pie!"

Oddly enough, that's also my reaction to Jennifer Aniston on "Friends."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Milhouse: "Bart, hurry up!  If we're late for school, we'll miss our free federal breakfast!"  Bart: "It's just Saltines and pig paste."  Milhouse: "Ew gross!  Saltines!"

I just saw this episode last night--I think Bart says "fig paste." Yes, I've got too much time on my hands.....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And, just to show I also have too much time (and an unhealthy desire to correct those around me), since this episode was also just on:

Homer: "Butter that bacon!" Bart: "But, dad! My heart!" Homer: "This is my house and you'll follow my rules! Now--bacon that sausage!"

Bart actually says "But, Dad! My heart hurts!".

Sheesh (self-directed).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My favorite:

  • Bart and Homer race wildly after Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge:
    Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
    [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
    It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!
    [it gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]
    It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
    Bart: [Crestfallen.] It's gone.
    Homer: I know.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
the cast of the simpsons will be on the actor's studio on sunday night.  should be funny.

I actually saw most of this last week. It's very weird/disturbing hearing those voices come out of real people who look nothing like the characters. Just the fact that Mr. Burns and Smithers are voiced by the same actor lends a whole other dimension to the characters. One frustrating thing about the show is that while they are interviewing individual cast members they mostly show clips from the Simpsons shows rather than the actors. I know what the characters look like - I wanted to see and meet the actors.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My favorite is the recipe for Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles.

I was going to say that!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I just saw this episode last night--I think Bart says "fig paste." Yes, I've got too much time on my hands.....
Bart actually says "But, Dad! My heart hurts!".

Thanks, Big Mac & Stephanie. When I watch the show, I'm usually laughing so hard I apparently can't understand my own language. :biggrin:


Noise is music. All else is food.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My favorite:

Alternate-history-time-travel-toaster Marge:"Oh it's raining again".

Even funnier in its context: it's raining donuts.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Can't believe no one's mentioned the episode where Homer (with lots of help from Lisa) becomes the restaurant critic for the paper.

Or the one where he get sued for eating too much at the "all you can eat seafood" restaurant.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And I can't believe no one has mentioned the best line ever on the show:

"Mmm...unexplained bacon."


Matthew Amster-Burton, aka "mamster"

Author, Hungry Monkey, coming in May

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My favorite, too, mamster and it should be the name of your band.


Judy Amster

Cookbook Specialist and Consultant

amsterjudy@gmail.com

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just wanted to dig this one up again.


Noise is music. All else is food.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...