Fashion and Food

[liuzhou]

Yes. May 20th.

 

Sorry, I only do ridiculous food related headgear!

 

Edited June 22 by liuzhou (log)

[Tropicalsenior]

4 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

Yes. May 20th.

 

Sorry, I onlly do ridiculous food related headgear!

 

People do eat cobras, don't they?

[liuzhou]

Yes, but not feathery flamboyant cobras. They are dangerous!

 

 

Edited June 21 by liuzhou (log)

[Tropicalsenior]

21 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

Yes, but not feathery flamboyant cobras. They are dangerous!

 

 

Oh well. You and I have about the same amount of hair so we really don't need headbands anyway.

[liuzhou]

@Tropicalsenior

 

Got you covered!

 

 

 

[Tropicalsenior]

13 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

@Tropicalsenior

 

Got you covered!

 

 

 

Perfect! Except now I'll have to change my perfume. Maybe I'll just dab on some anchovy paste.

[liuzhou]

6 hours ago, Tropicalsenior said:

Perfect! Except now I'll have to change my perfume. Maybe I'll just dab on some anchovy paste.

 

Parfum d'anchois sounds better.

[Tropicalsenior]

3 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

 

Parfum d'anchois sounds better.

Somehow I don't think it will be a best seller.

[liuzhou]

A niche market sounds better.

[Tropicalsenior]

Imagine getting on an elevator with somebody dosed in that. Although I think a few of the bums in our area are already using it.

[liuzhou]

I bet not even Imelda had a pair of these essential fashion items.

 

 

Perfect pairing for a new jacket.

 

 

Images from adverts on Taobao.com shopping site.

 

 

[Katie Meadow]

1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

I bet not even Imelda had a pair of these essential fashion items.

 

 

Perfect pairing for a new jacket.

 

 

Images from adverts on Taobao.com shopping site.

 

 

pike heels and collard field jacket

[liuzhou]

I know you are all delighted to learn that the umbrella of your dreams is now available. Order here! Only 10,000 remaining.

 

 

 

Edited September 8 by liuzhou (log)

[Tropicalsenior]

1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

Only 10,000 remaining

Lettuce hope that they sell all of those in China.

[liuzhou]

In my never ending quest to enhance your sartorial elegance and fashionability, I turn to accessories, specifically in the auditory area.

 

What could be better to start with than some fried eggs?

 

 

On a health kick? Maybe some fruit would suit. Dragon fruit or for a bit of a tang, citrus fruits.

 

 

 

Or perhaps, the ever popular avocado?

 

 

Feeling spicy. Some chilli. Of course, different people have different capsaicin tolerance, so take your pick.

 

 

 

And after all that you may need this!

 

 

All images from Taobao.com Shopping Portal

 

 

 

[liuzhou]

Bought myself a new scarf.

 

 

(No. I. Didn't.)

 

 

[TdeV]

What is that, @liuzhou?

[liuzhou]

15 minutes ago, TdeV said:

What is that, @liuzhou?

 

It was advertised as a wearable Shrimp Pillow.

 

[liuzhou]

Perhaps you may prefer some hamburger carpet slippers?