Name That Chodorow Restaurant Contest!

[cakewench]

The Sign of the Heimlich

[Devilkitty]

Harry's at the Y - fine 'Merkin cuisine

[kguetzow]

Maybe Boudain should pick some favorites now? Consolidate it to a finalists list

Interested?

[highchef]

'Hide and Seek'

We bring it out. You guess what it is. You guess correctly, it's on the house.

[glossyp]

Fresh Fish n' Shoe Repair

[highchef]

"Jeffrey Chodorow is no dummy. And Claude Troisgros can certainly cook. And I--let us be clear--have not eaten at the bizarrely named (but reportedly good) new Rocco-replacement, CAVIAR AND BANANA BRASSERIO"

I'm thinking they were aiming for elegance and wild Rio. Maybe something like "Tropical Pearls" (although a bit sweet) would have been less bizarre. But going to the tasteless side, let's try

"Fowl Play"

"Colonade" for a memorable meal before that pesky colonoscopy....

editied to include quotes.

Edited January 11, 2005 by highchef (log)

[Mabelline]

Don't forget the Bikini Wax!!

[Toliver]

Fresh Fish n' Shoe Repair

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Where the filet of sole takes on a new meaning.

[Music]

Slaw and Order. (Courtesy Crankshaft comic strip.)

[alikat]

The Twig n' Berries.

[reesek]

taint good

the growl and gristle - a dog pound & butcher. their slogan - "a real meat market..."

and if JC's new venture is a nightclub...liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

[oliveDC]

This just in from down in DC: José Andres and Katsuya Fukushima at Cafe Atlantico have caviar AND bananas on their Valentine's menu:

EGG 147 WITH CAVIAR AND BANANAS

QUAIL EGG COOKED AT 147 DEGREES FOR 20 MINUTES TO CREATE A VERY VELVETY AND TENDER EGG, SERVED WITH CAVIAR, PASSION FRUIT OIL AND BANANAS. A WONDERFUL COMBINATION

Maybe Mabelline was onto something with the subtle sexual innuendo?

[HungryChris]

Pepe's Pathology Hut

[highchef]

Pepe's Pathology Hut

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...and discount drugstore!

[edemuth]

Jim Jones' Juice Joint

[Singapore]

How about:

Navy Chow

Phallic Foods

or my personal favorite:

Ick.

I've been laughing like crazy reading this thread, but oddly enough I'm no longer hungry....

[bourdain]

Maybe Bourdain should pick some favorites now? Consolidate it to a finalists list

My favorites so far--largely because they sound so creepily believable:

Dahmerama

Those Aren't Raisins!

Choads

The Lard Shack

Dingleberry's--An Eating and Drinking Establishment

We've Got Crabs!

Bayless Payless

Squid Marks

McShingles

Der Spermshack

[lcdm]

Listeria Cafeteria

[mongo_jones]

i would like to amend my "pearls of phlegm" entry to "phlegmish pheast"--an all you can eat belgian buffet.

[highchef]

i would like to amend my "pearls of phlegm" entry to "phlegmish pheast"--an all you can eat belgian buffet.

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We can ammend?? Great!

[Mimi Sheraton]

[]

How about Ono..already existing in NYC and Hawaii...as in "O No! Not that place again."

[davebr]

Frumunda Fondue

Tube Steak and Shake

[melmck]

here's my bakery slant (things I thought of before opening)

Eat Me

Bite Me

with a 2nd location, Lick Me!!!

[YoChefGregg]

Bobby's Flayed, Rinds of all Kinds!

Edited January 14, 2005 by YoChefGregg (log)

[liamsaunt]

Balut 'n' Brew