@kayb, I did look for butterkase cheese at Aldi, yesterday, inspired by your post, but could not find it at my local store.
Deb asked what the greens where, but did not sample them either. I think she shares your aberration for them. I love them all, collard, turnip, mustard, kale, or broccoli rabe, and cannot get enough of them. I planted broccoli rabe, with great anticipation, but between the leaf eating insects and the deer, it was a lost cause. They seem to know what's good too.
HC