This morning I valiantly mustered all my creative energies, limitless imagination and culinary skills and came up with the perfect breakfast. I expect all the awards to come rolling in any moment now. You will be astonished and beg me for the recipe.
For those of you who don't know about such things, it's a hard boiled hen's egg sandwiched between two slices of buttered home made bread. A little salt and freshly ground black pepper. Served with some strong black coffee in a banana mug (the mug design is essential - no lesser substitutes permitted,)
Astonishing! Whatever will I come up with next? The world trembles at my feet in awe..
Edited to add: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to use banana bread for this. Believe me; I tried; you don't want to go there. Save your banana bread for cheddar cheese sandwiches.