The greatest food quotes ever

[nickrey]

Seeing the champagne quotes above brought to mind a martini quote from Dorothy Parker.

"I like to have a martini,

two at the very most,

after three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under my host."

eta. Ah, I see it is a repeat. It is worthy of it though.

Edited July 22, 2012 by nickrey (log)

[Pierogi]

Continuing on the martini theme (and a fine theme it is), there's my signature line....

"Let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini" by the everso cool Robert Benchley.

And of course, there's the unattributed "one Martini, two Martini, three Martini, floor".

I try to avoid acting out the latter......

[Broken English]

My favourite alcohol related line is "I'm seeing double and feeling single".

[liuzhou]

My favourite alcohol related line is "I'm seeing double and feeling single".

Love it!

[judiu]

My favourite alcohol related line is "I'm seeing double and feeling single".

Love it!

And people say country music is all "play it backwards and your truck will run again, your wife'll come back, your boss will respect you and tne dog will come back to life"!

[rod rock]

"Food is not about impressing people. It's about making them feel comfortable." - Ina Garten

So true!

[Brown Hornet]

Surprised it hasn't come up yet since it's such a classic movie line:

"Leave the gun, take the canoli."

[sailorsam]

"Grizzly Bear; an animal sometimes eaten by man, and vice versa."

Waverly Root