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Or as a friend of mine used to say. I'm on a light diet. As soon as it gets light, I start eating.

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Yvonne Shannon

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A member since 2017 and still loving it!

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

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I was waiting for it, and was not disappointed. About the second social media post I saw when I got up this morning was "Pancake Tuesday already? That really creped up on us..."

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

"Some books stay with you even as you evolve, level up, and taste disappointment, and maybe you owe something to those books." -Charlie Jane Anders, Lessons in Magic and Disaster

liuzhou

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Today, I had been reading some topic about chicken stocks. I don't possess or want a pressure cooker but make my stocks the old fashioned way using chicken carcasses, feet, head etc along with aromatics and water which then simmers for many hours. I never season it.

 

Anyway, I can buy carcasses from the local supermarket after they have removed the breasts legs etc.

 

It struck me that I've never seen carcasses on the online shopping app, so searched using the appropriate Chinese translation of "chicken carcass". The app took me straight to KFC's main site.

 

"I'll have double carcass and fries" Not.

 

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...your dancing child with his Chinese suit.

 

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"
Mark Twain
 

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