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The Beatles wanted Borscht?

How about the Who wanted Hunan?

Blues Traveler wanted Blue Point oysters?

Chicago wanted deep-dish pizza.

Boston wanted beans (not you, beans :laugh: ).

Wham wanted ham.

Liszt wanted Quist.

[Orlando di] Lasso wanted tasso.

Tartini wanted Porcini. (But this is too easy with Italian names, isn't it?)

Gounod wanted Pernod.

OK, I think I'll quit... :raz:

Michael aka "Pan"

 

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Eminem wanted M&Ms.

"Save Donald Duck and Fuck Wolfgang Puck."

-- State Senator John Burton, joking about

how the bill to ban production of foie gras in

California was summarized for signing by

Gov. Schwarzenegger.

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britney.......2 cases diet pepsi, one restraining order against Bob Dole - 1 good divorce lawyer.

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Following a perfprmance Gioacchino and Dame Nelly had Ouefs Mollets Rossini, Poularde Rossini, Tournedos Rossini, and Peaches Melba. They skipped the Pasta Norma, too many carbs, you know.

"A fool", he said, "would have swallowed it". Samuel Johnson

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Following a perfprmance Gioacchino and Dame Nelly had Ouefs Mollets Rossini, Poularde Rossini, Tournedos Rossini, and Peaches Melba. They skipped the Pasta Norma, too many carbs, you know.

Please provide an extra portion of all the Rossini dishes for Cecilia Bartoli.

I'm hollywood and I approve this message.

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The Grateful dead requested a bottle of ripple, a box of rain, and a carton of rollaids - to prevent acid indigestion.

I'm on the pavement

Thinking about the government.

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Rod Stewart....Martel and hot legs.

Oasis....Cigarettes and Alcohol.

Squeeze....Sweets from a Stranger and Black Coffee in Bed.

R.E.M......bed, sleeping mask, ear plugs, white noise.

Jimmy Buffett....Whrrrrrr.

The Pogues.....Rum, sodomy and the lash.

Donovan....Electrical banana.

Spongebob Squarepants....Krabby patty.

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I'm hollywood and I approve this message.

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Deleted after I extracted my head from another extremity.

Edited by arjay (log)

Martinis don't come from vodka and bacon don't come from turkeys!

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Iggy Pop...dog food

"Some people see a sheet of seaweed and want to be wrapped in it. I want to see it around a piece of fish."-- William Grimes

"People are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox on Scrubs

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Barenaked Ladies... pre-wrapped bacon, Kraft Dinner and Dijon Ketchup.

(you have to listen to the original recording of "If I Had a Million Dollars" to get this one. :smile:

Wait... Lyrics here

Hootie and the Blowfish....sushi to die for.

Heh.

Jon Lurie, aka "jhlurie"

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Spinal Tap: a backup drummer.

Cucumbers

"Some people see a sheet of seaweed and want to be wrapped in it. I want to see it around a piece of fish."-- William Grimes

"People are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox on Scrubs

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