WAIT! Waaaiiitt....
I know what it looks like 😬. But please take it from me (or google, or tiktok, I wouldn't believe this either) - this is a Modern Northern English delicacy.
It's a Jacket potato (that's a whole skin on tayto roasted so long it can take its armoured self to war) topped with butter, cheese and a Chinese Chicken Chippy Curry (The curry has never been to China but you buy it in Fish and Chip shops and / or Chinese takeaways - often the same place).
It might look terrible. But the boys love it.
Heathens.