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Bacon Aphorisms

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A day without bacon is like a day without bacon.

And that is a good day to die.


"I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs in your vile maw. 'Let tomorrow's omelets go empty,' is that your fucking attitude?" -E. B. Farnum

"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.

"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."

Serving fine and fresh gratuitous comments since Oct 5 2001, 09:53 PM

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It is a far, far better bacon I eat than I have ever eaten. It is a far, far better slab of bacon I go to than I have ever known.


Samuel Lloyd Kinsey

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Forget the ounce of prevention. A pound of bacon will cure what ails you.


Arthur Johnson, aka "fresco"

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And that is a good day to die.

Amen.


Kathy

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne

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Bacon and eggs stalk our land like... two giant stalking things.


Samuel Lloyd Kinsey

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Breakfast, lunch, dinner of champions. And great for a snack.


Arthur Johnson, aka "fresco"

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The genius, wit, and spirit of a nation are discovered in its bacon.

Bacon makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor (and fat, too).

Acorns were good till bacon was found. But acorns cooked in bacon grease are a man's mistress.

A little bacon inclineth man's mind to atheism; but depth in bacon bringeth men's minds about to religion.


Dean McCord

VarmintBites

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It don't taste like chicken.


Arthur Johnson, aka "fresco"

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"I only eat one piece of bacon,

two at the most --

After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under the host."

** apologies to Dorothy Parker**

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"Who dies in youth and bacon dies the best."


"All humans are out of their f*cking minds -- every single one of them."

-- Albert Ellis

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Living well is the best bacon.


Marsha Lynch aka "zilla369"

Has anyone ever actually seen a bandit making out?

Uh-huh: just as I thought. Stereotyping.

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Though I walk through the valley of

the shadow of bacon, I will not fear; pork fat art with me.

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A BLT without the lettuce and tomato is like a fish without a bicycle.


Arthur Johnson, aka "fresco"

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to refrain from frying bacon.


Marsha Lynch aka "zilla369"

Has anyone ever actually seen a bandit making out?

Uh-huh: just as I thought. Stereotyping.

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A BLT without the lettuce and tomato is like a fish without a bicycle.

Um, dude, a BLT without lettuce and tomato is a BACON SANDWICH! Smear some mayo on that bad boy and press down the Wonderbread, that's good eats.

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what the world needs now

is bacon

sweet bacon

no not just for some

but for everyone :smile:


We need to find courage, overcome

Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

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Hardly more thoughtful nor heartfelt eGullet contributions have ever been wrought than those I find here. Just the topic title hitself is quite provocative ain't it.

Must add, this evening I used Niman Ranch no-nitrate, erm, nitrITE bacon (experimentally) with green beans, you know, a green beans with bacon and onion trip and WOW was that good bacon.

Bacon is as bacon does, uh huh.


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Quote -

Butter that Bacon, boy!

H . Simpson


I love animals.

They are delicious.

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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some bacon in the portion.

Francis Bacon


Those who do not remember the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

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Must add, this evening I used Niman Ranch no-nitrate, erm, nitrITE bacon (experimentally) with green beans, you know, a green beans with bacon and onion trip and WOW was that good bacon.

Well, as Arthur C. Clarke once said, "Any sufficiently advanced bacon is indistinguishable from magic."


Dave Scantland
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Eat more chicken skin.

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