You Are What You Eat

[liuzhou]

I wasn't sure where to put this, but wanted to share it. At first I thought of the Food Funnies topic, but it wasn't funny for the woman involved. So here it is with  a topic to itself, unless someone else can think of somewhere it fits better. Watch what you swallow!

 

Crohn's disease patient in fact had Heinz sauce sachet perforating intestine.

 

[Anna N]

 Guessing the package wasn’t biodegradable. 

[blue_dolphin]

Wow, six years of dealing with that - what a pity it took so long.  

I know a lot of places have tried to replace those packets because they make such an awful mess when people step on them but this is something else entirely!

 

[kayb]

I do have a food funny involving one of those ketchup packets. When my youngest daughter was a freshman, some of the older guys at her high school found it amusing to put a pinhole in the packets and then "shoot" ketchup at someone. When it was my kid's turn to be the victim, she reacted quickly and decisively -- whirled around, landed a right hook on the guy's jaw, and put him on the ground. (Said child was built like a concrete block with feet, and was and is the strongest female I've ever come across).

 

Both were quickly dispatched to the office. Principal looked at the guy and said, "I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm not gonna tell anybody a freshman girl knocked you out with one punch. Go to class."

 

To Sara, he said, "Good punch. Please don't do it again. I'd be willing to bet you won't have any more problems. Go to class."