The beer delivery people are continuing to throw random snack-type things into my deliveries. Not every time, but about half.
I just collect them waiting until some passing friends with kids drop buy. I certainly ain’t eating them. Especially the first.
This goes by the name of ‘Yogurt Sandwich’. Even if this wasn’t a ludicrous concept, it still fails as it is no such thing. It is ludicrously sweet blotting paper encasing even sweeter white, white gloop. Truly disgusting.
Oddly the Chinese for yogurt, 酸奶 (suān nǎi) translates as ‘sour milk’. It never is.
The second was these, described in baby talk which I’m not even going to translate. The ingredients list mentioned ‘chicken meat flavour’, which usually means no chicken involved, and onions then fifteen items with names as long as Great Wall. All industrial effluent. Binned them.
Finally, these are Cat’s Ears. Not literally. The reassuringly shorter ingredients list reads wheat flour, palm oil, sugar, salt, sesame, spices (2%), ammonium bicarbonate (preservative). Still landfill.
