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God Bless the Pastry Chefs


jsolomon

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I just had the funniest conversation of the year today. I'm still trying to get over it. It occurred with two pastry chefs at a local bakery.

Here is the situation: I am getting married later this year. I'm catering most of the reception myself, but I don't have time to do the bread-baking, so I'm simply subbing that out to a local bakery. No problem, right?

I dial the phone to Bakery X (name deleted to protect the teched)

BakeryX Employee 1: Hello, Bakery X, may I help you?

Me: Yes. Do you take special orders?

Employee 1: Yes, we do. What are you interested in?

Me: I'd like about 14-dozen potato rolls.

Employee 1: I'm not familiar with those. Let me hand you over to our pastry guy.

Pastry Guy: Hello? May I help you?

Me: Hi, I'm getting married, and I'd like to know if you can supply 14-dozen potato rolls for my reception dinner.

Pastry Guy: I'm not sure I'm familiar with that. I'll ask our general manager. What's a potato?

Funniest conversation this year. God bless the pastry chefs.

I always attempt to have the ratio of my intelligence to weight ratio be greater than one. But, I am from the midwest. I am sure you can now understand my life's conundrum.

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I am not laughing because either A: that didnt happen  B: you misheard him C: he forgot to say what he meant or D: I dont know what is reality anymore

Or C: he had a unusual sense of humor! ;)

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body...but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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