Steve, Don't Eat it!

[jhlurie]

Jon, that's just disturbing.

Despite whatever differences we have as humans, we can all satisfy the natural urge to clean ourselves with lemon-scented, moist-filled napkins.

Chad

You mean it's not true?

[bainesy]

An update - pretty hilarious as usual - to the 'Steve don't Eat It' files Click

I see a touching coincidence in the fact that Jon's last post in this thread has Ray Charles - R.I.P.- as his sig.

[Pan]

Thanks. That was hilarious indeed!

[phaelon56]

His adventures with tasting Natto that were described in the prior thread are priceless. For example.....

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.

[Chef Shogun]

As a service to eGulleters, I will be organizing a class action lawsuit against this Steve, on behalf of those who can no longer drink Yoohoo without giggling, resulting in painful irritation to the nasal passage and sinus region due to 'snarfed' product.

In other news: Natto is indeed the Infernal snot of the Devil, The Great Deceiver, himself.

I am reminded of the Bad Candy Homepage. Similar concept, and some really great reviews.

Keep this stuff comming!

[jhlurie]

We really need to see if Steve wants to do a Q&A.

[StInGeR]

As a service to eGulleters, I will be organizing a class action lawsuit against this Steve, on behalf of those who can no longer drink Yoohoo without giggling, resulting in painful irritation to the nasal passage and sinus region due to 'snarfed' product.

Make sure the class action also states "for wasting egullet members time in supermarkets looking for weird stuff to suggest he tries."

[hillvalley]

My sides hurt. That is fucking hysterical. I have never been so proud to love natto as I am at this moment. That's right. I said it. I love natto.

What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!!

I had this conversation with my mother when I told her to throw out the natto she found in the back of my fridge. She affectionately refers to it as whale mucous (not to be confused with tofu which in my house is known as whale snot, but that's another thread).

I am sending this to anyone who has ever had to sit and watch me eat natto.

[StInGeR]

My sides hurt. That is fucking hysterical. I have never been so proud to love natto as I am at this moment. That's right. I said it. I love natto.

I have lost ALL respect for you hillvalley.

[Jason Perlow]

As a service to eGulleters, I will be organizing a class action lawsuit against this Steve, on behalf of those who can no longer drink Yoohoo without giggling, resulting in painful irritation to the nasal passage and sinus region due to 'snarfed' product.

In other news: Natto is indeed the Infernal snot of the Devil, The Great Deceiver, himself.

I am reminded of the Bad Candy Homepage. Similar concept, and some really great reviews.

Keep this stuff comming!

Wow, that site is really hillarious!

[WestOrangeFrank]

We really need to see if Steve wants to do a Q&A. 

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YES. Who can arrange this for us?

Potted Meat Food, Beggin' Strips, Breast Milk, Natto, so much funnier when someone else does it, and can write well.

[Laughing Goddess]

OMG, thanks for making me spit coffee all over the place. The Bad Candy website is killing me, esp. the review of "Saltidos".

"Just how I like my lumps: Brown and salty."

[CharityCase]

A friend of mine recently came back from Hawaii with a can of "potted meat food product" for me to try. It was as bad as one could ever imagine, with an ingredient listing identical to that which is on Steve's page.

Really, truly horrendous.

[PurpleDingo99]

Classic... reminds me of "breakfast from hell," and hear you me: its pretty damn bad.

not for the feint of heart. :p