They are gaslighting me!
I left the hospital the ad hoc supply of breakfast as they had never screwed that up. Every morning they brought rather good 肉包 - pork buns.
This morning they were running late and the doctors were getting impatient as they like us to have eaten before taking medication.
Finally someone rushed in with my Bao breakfast. Sadly this had metamorphosed into jiaozi dumplings.
Then came the evidence of gaslighting. The damn things were full of c@rn!!!
Twenty minutes later, the buns turned up. They didn't have the nerve to charge me!
