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  • 11 years later...
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Reviving this ancient discussion...

Bacon jumped the proverbial shark a long time ago.

Now Oscar Meyer is offering bacon-scented shoelaces.O.o

"Oscar Mayer Is Releasing Bacon-Scented Shoelaces In Case You Need That In Your Life"

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The Oscar Mayer shoelaces are scented using actual Oscar Mayer Hardwood Smoked Bacon, so the smell is guaranteed to be right on the nose. Pun intended. Similar to any good sneaker drop, these shoelaces will be super exclusive, so if you want a pair for yourself, you'll have to test your luck.

Winning the shoelaces involves hashtags...see the article for the particulars.

The thing about these shoelaces is they're too far away from my nose.

Why not make a bacon-scented necktie or hat or necklace? At least those are near your head where you can enjoy the bacon aroma. 

The marketers missed the mark on this one.

 

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5 minutes ago, Toliver said:

Reviving this ancient discussion...

Bacon jumped the proverbial shark a long time ago.

Now Oscar Meyer is offering bacon-scented shoelaces.O.o

"Oscar Mayer Is Releasing Bacon-Scented Shoelaces In Case You Need That In Your Life"

Winning the shoelaces involves hashtags...see the article for the particulars.

The thing about these shoelaces is they're too far away from my nose.

Why not make a bacon-scented necktie or hat or necklace? At least those are near your head where you can enjoy the bacon aroma. 

The marketers missed the mark on this one.

 

 

Those could be deadly for my bacon-loving cat!

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I was going to say, given the puppy's predeliction for shoelaces (and entire shoes), I don't want any of these in MY house.

 

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