I give the lyric, you identify the artist and song

[Domestic Goddess]

I only know one and that's because he's my favorite:

3 - There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread

King of Pain by Sting

[IlCuoco]

Here's some more to try on for size...

1 - Her brother was on the sofa eatin chocolate pie

Her momma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry

2 - You are my candy girl, and you got me wantin' you

3 - There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread

4 - So after a lot of thought, I'd like to reconsider. Please, If it's not too late, make it a cheeseburger

5 -  I was chasing the black girl with the Oysters Rockefeller

6 - Eggs ain't poultry, grits ain't groceries, and Mona Lisa was a man

7 - ...sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam container...

8 - Get you one of those greasebombs all peppered up, put you in the hospital for 10 days (This is quite obscure. Anyone gets this one, I'll have to make you the winner of the internet.)

9 - Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada, with the sauce that burns the heart (Even more obscure than #8, this was even a hidden track)

10 - Across the street, a neon sign, all you can eat for a dollar ninety nine - That old stew is the baddest in the land, but one dollars worth was all that I could stand

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2 - Sugar Sugar by The Archies (I think it was the Archies, anyway)

3 - King of Pain

4 - Here I am, Lyle Lovett (one of my all time favs, btw)

5 - Wedding Song - Lyle Lovett

6 - Grits ain't Groceries - Van Morrison

7 - Asshole Song - Denis Leary

9 - The infamous Plexiglass Toilet by Styxx

10 - I stay cool as a rule, but sometimes Bad is bad

Edited to correct numbering issue

Edited May 16, 2007 by IlCuoco (log)

[IlCuoco]

Here's a few more:

"Hum a song, play some pong, eat a deviled egg"

"A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japaneses TV"

"To the lord let the praises be, it's time for dinner now let's go eat"

"I have a wife named Mary, but she's called Marie/We live in a three room house with a pepper tree"

"Build you a garden, eat a lot of peaches"

"Well it was a hot day in July/I had ice cream on my mind"

"I'll be clickin' by your house 'bout 2.45/A sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise/I got a cherry Popsicle, right on time, a big stick momma, that'll blow your mind"

"Buddy, if you got so much money, how come you're down here eating beans?"

And if drink references are allowed:

"give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer"

"I love cajun martinis and playing afternoon golf"

[FabulousFoodBabe]

"To the lord let the praises be, it's time for dinner now let's go eat"

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It's too early for me to think of others, but this one just jumped out.

Lyle Lovett, "Church." Second track on Joshua Judges Ruth.

Fabby,

a LL freak who can still hear Francine belting this out ... ahhhh.

[Peter the eater]

"Build you a garden, eat a lot of peaches"

"Peaches"

The Presidents of the United States of America

(thats a lot of typing, how about U2 next time)

[Peter the eater]

Here's six new songs to guess now:

A. "When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool"

B. "The meatballs, pizzas, school cheating, now that's stuffs pretty good too"

C. "Then pass me that mammy fried okie

And some good old black eyed peas

Give me a hay rack full of biscuits

Make my coffee black if you please"

D. "How do you like your toast in the morning?

  I like mine with a hug"

E. "Make my bed out of Wonder Bread

Spread some mustard upon my head

I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, Mamma

Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out"

F. "Branch water and tomato wine

Creosote and turpentine

Sour mash and new moon shine"

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Hmmmm. I don't recognize any of these. Is it country music?

[IlCuoco]

"Build you a garden, eat a lot of peaches"

"Peaches"

The Presidents of the United States of America

(thats a lot of typing, how about U2 next time)

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Well, I'm pretty sure they sampled/stole it from the fellow I'm thinking of......

Anyone else?

[Simon_S]

D is Dean Martin again, "How do you like your eggs in the morning". It's currently in use for a TV ad over here, so I feel like I know it well at this stage!

Si

[Simon_S]

Of course A is Dino "That's Amore". I thought someone would have answered that by now.

[phaelon56]

8 - Get you one of those greasebombs all peppered up, put you in the hospital for 10 days (This is quite obscure. Anyone gets this one, I'll have to make you the winner of the internet.)

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"Martian Boogie" by Brownsville Station.

I've always wanted to own the internet - I think it will be a really big deal some day. Where do I collect my prize?

[Daddy-A]

B. "The meatballs, pizzas, school cheating, now that's stuffs pretty good too"

C'Est Si Bon - Deano

C. "Then pass me that mammy fried okie

And some good old black eyed peas

Give me a hay rack full of biscuits

Make my coffee black if you please"

Hominy Grits - Deano (again )

E. "Make my bed out of Wonder Bread

Spread some mustard upon my head

I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, Mamma

Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out"

Chili Dog - One Man Dog

F. "Branch water and tomato wine

Creosote and turpentine

Sour mash and new moon shine"

Copperline - James Taylor

How the hell did I ever do this before Google??

A.

[run2eat]

Here's a couple (hint: same artist)

...eggs and sausage and a side of toast

coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy

chile in a bowl with burgers and fries

what kind of pie?...

and more recently,

..Fish in the jailhouse tonight, all right, oh boy

They're serving fish in the jailhouse tonight, all right, oh boy

They're serving fish in the jailhouse tonight, all right, oh boy

They're serving fish in the jailhouse

Fish in the jailhouse tonight...

[Domestic Goddess]

D is Dean Martin again, "How do you like your eggs in the morning". It's currently in use for a TV ad over here, so I feel like I know it well at this stage!

Si

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Of course A is Dino "That's Amore". I thought someone would have answered that by now.

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Right both times Simon!

[Domestic Goddess]

B. "The meatballs, pizzas, school cheating, now that's stuffs pretty good too"

C'Est Si Bon - Deano

C. "Then pass me that mammy fried okie

And some good old black eyed peas

Give me a hay rack full of biscuits

Make my coffee black if you please"

Hominy Grits - Deano (again )

E. "Make my bed out of Wonder Bread

Spread some mustard upon my head

I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, Mamma

Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out"

Chili Dog - One Man Dog

F. "Branch water and tomato wine

Creosote and turpentine

Sour mash and new moon shine"

Copperline - James Taylor

How the hell did I ever do this before Google??

A.

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Congratulations Daddy-A! You got em all right!

[kerry nolan]

Well it was only a matter of time. . .

1.“Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals, I get my back into my living”

    Baba O' Reilly - The Who

2."And in the master's chambers, They're gathered for the feast, They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast"

    Hotel California - The eagles

3.“But there ain't no Coupe de Ville, Hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box”

    Two Out of Three aint Bad - Meat Loaf

4.“He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea. I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie.”

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey - Wings

5.“Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine”

Going to California - Led Zeppelin

6.“Creme tangerine and montelimat, A ginger sling with a pineapple heart”

  Savoy Truffle - The Beatles

7."We're gonna bring a case of wine, Hey, let's go mess and fool around,

You know, like we used to"

    Miss You - Rolling Stones

8.“I had a job in the great north woods, Working as a cook for a spell

But I never did like it all that much, And one day the ax just fell”

    Tangled Up In Blue - Bob Dylan

9.“So we bought a pack of cigarettes, And Mrs. Wagner's pies”

  America - Simon and Garfunkel

10."I got some groceries, some peanut butter,

to last a couple of days, But I ain't got no speakers, Ain't got no

headphones, Ain't got no records to play"

  Talking Heads - Life During Wartime

Interestingly, two of the songs (Going to California and Tangled up in Blue) were about Joni Mitchell.

Edited May 18, 2007 by kerry nolan (log)

[Domestic Goddess]

More songs to guess:

1. "And shadows wash the room.

And we sit and drink our coffee

Couched in our indifference,

Like shells upon the shore

You can hear the ocean roar"

2. "Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

[ldenney]

1 - Her brother was on the sofa eatin chocolate pie

Her momma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry

That's from "Swingin" by John Anderson.

[judiu]

More songs to guess:

2. "Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

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Simon and Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson" from "The Graduate"

[ldenney]

. "And shadows wash the room.

And we sit and drink our coffee

Couched in our indifference,

Like shells upon the shore

You can hear the ocean roar"

Would that be Simon and Garfunkel's "dangling conversations"? I cheated and googled it since I was stumped.

[Domestic Goddess]

. "And shadows wash the room.

And we sit and drink our coffee

Couched in our indifference,

Like shells upon the shore

You can hear the ocean roar"

Would that be Simon and Garfunkel's "dangling conversations"?  I cheated and googled it since I was stumped.

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LOL.. glad you came clean about it Ldenney. It is Simon & Garfunkel's "Dangling Conversation"

[kerry nolan]

[1. "And shadows wash the room.

And we sit and drink our coffee

Couched in our indifference,

Like shells upon the shore

You can hear the ocean roar"

Simon and Garfunkel - The Dangling Conversation

2. "Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

[Domestic Goddess]

More songs to guess:

2. "Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

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Simon and Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson" from "The Graduate"

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You got it judiu!

[Domestic Goddess]

[1. "And shadows wash the room.

And we sit and drink our coffee

Couched in our indifference,

Like shells upon the shore

You can hear the ocean roar"

Simon and Garfunkel - The Dangling Conversation

2. "Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."

Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

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Your answers are right Kerry but Judiu and LDenney got them first. I missed Judiu's answer awhile back.

[kerry nolan]

[Porthos]

Here's a few more:

1) lately I have been spotted With a Big Mac on my breath

2) Strawberries cherries and an angel´s kiss in spring

3) And Papa said to Mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas

4) I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine