Entries: Round Thirteen

[tryska]

*lol* @ the ron jeremy list.

[dctus]

Samuel Beckett:

A slow cooker

No-Doze

Cigarettes

Tarragon

[picaman]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

Jamie

[pogophiles]

Don McLean:

Pie

Whiskey

Rye

Newspaper

Bible

Pink Carnation

peat moss

sweet perfume

candlestick

[hollywood]

Frank Zappa

rutabaga

prunes

sugar plum

creamcheese

baby octopus

creamed corn

Yoo Hoo

Dr. Brown's Cel-Rey

Rancid Budweiser

Latex Solar Beef

Mud Shark

an enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a

donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore

plaster

[laurenmilan]

Sandra Lee (of FN's Semi-Homemade):

Snak Pak artificial vanilla individual pudding packs

Pillsbury ready made sugar cookie dough

Canned Apple Pie filling

trail mix

Uncle Ben's instant rice

Canned chicken

Canned chow mein vegetables

Campfire Marshmallows

premade fondant

soap to make fake confetti "chips" decoration

boxed yellow cake mix

sugary schnapps to pair with sorbet for shooters

Campbell's soup, anything

I'd say this is a winner hands-down...

except you forgot the individually wrapped Brachs caramels! :

[laurenmilan]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

I think we've invented a new form of poetry!

[Cusina]

Ron Jeremy:

heavy cream

Dannon's La Créme

Pop Tarts

Milky Way

Butterfinger

Mounds

Polish Sausage

Bulk Cheese

Bulk Shampoo

Peaches

Melons

Cherries

Kumquats

Passion Fruit

Clam juice (ew sorry)

Oysters

Tuna

Taco mix

Lays

lotus root

I saw something at the grocery the other day for Ron Jeremy's list (which is great, btw!). Beefamato juice. gack!

And If I get a vote, GG Mora should win. Wow.

[Sinbad]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

1 Kipper

1 Duck

celery, apples, walnuts and grapes

1 Vodka and 1 Screwdriver drink mix

1 prawn Goebbels, 1 Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads from the deli

2 mixed veal

1 Siberian Hamster

1 box of bisquits

2 Pigeons

1 Bottle of Champagne

1 Gin, 1 Orange, 1 Lemon Squash,1 bottle of Scotch and 1 bottle of Water

And one bunch of Basil

[Schneier]

Tony Bordain...

Coffee

Cigarettes

Sarcasm

They're always out of sarcasm when I go shopping.

[tryska]

Micheal Jackson:

Fruit Loops

Mixed Nuts

add:

candy

blow-pops

max factor pan-stik

surgical masks

playful bandaids

a bail bondsman

[OPJK]

Catherine the Great

Alfalfa Sprouts

Apples

Sugar Cubes

[tryska]

ouch.

[hollywood]

Catherine the Great

Alfalfa Sprouts

Apples

Sugar Cubes

[hollywood]

Marie Antoinette

Champagne

cake

[hollywood]

Rick Bayless

tortilla chips

salsa

margarita mix

half baked rolls

processed chicken breasts

onions

peppers

salt

BBQ sauce

National Enquirer

cash back, please

[GG Mora]

ouch.

Yeah, that's probably what she said.

[adrober]

a very religious entry

JESUS & 1000 GUESTS

one fish

one loaf

lots of water and wine glasses

MOSES

lamb's blood

shank bone

salt water taffy

ADAM & EVE

watermelon

kiwi

banana

eternal damnation

GOD

sacrificial lamb

young virgin

THE DEVIL

Burger King Southwest Sandwich

[hannnah]

Graham Norton

Butter

Shouldn't that be ham?

[tryska]

ouch.

Yeah, that's probably what she said.

at least the first couple of times...

[hollywood]

ADAM & EVE

watermelon

kiwi

banana

eternal damnation

Plus...

snake that tastes just like chicken

[Episure]

Ferran Adria

2 custom bound 6 month dairies

1 super conducting frying pan

1 cryogenic food processor

1 spanish to english translator

1 canister liquid nitrogen

1 customer relationship manager

1 call center with 50 operators

1 express wormhole

1 apple with an indentity crisis

1 schizoid carrot

and two peas

I'm sure you guys can add more.

[hollywood]

Ferran Adria

2 custom bound 6 month dairies

1 super conducting frying pan

1 cryogenic food processor

1 spanish to english translator

1 canister liquid nitrogen

1 customer relationship manager

1 call center with 50 operators

1 express wormhole

1 apple with an indentity crisis

1 schizoid carrot

and two peas

I'm sure you guys can add more.

Where is this grocery store?

[Andy Lynes]

Graham Norton

Butter

Shouldn't that be ham?

...then he would definately need the butter.

[maggiethecat]

I'm officially closing this competition, and reluctantly, because you have been so stinkin' clever and funny.

Feel free to scribble a new shopping list here---please do, in fact!---but you won't be eligible to win a coveted competition, or receive a fabulous prize.

Start counting to seventeen.