Entries: Round Thirteen

[Lady T]

GG Mora, I am in awe. 

I'm in variations of awe.

I'm humming counterpoint to the variations.

[hjshorter]

George Harrison:

Wild Arctic Char Seered with Leeks

Hilarious!

[dctus]

Marcel Proust:

1 cookie...

[foodie52]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

[Squeat Mungry]

Aha!!! I even said it aloud a couple of times, but it just didn't leap out at me.

Thanks.

I had to ask a coworker to help me figure it out.

[Varmint]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

[hollywood]

Marcel Proust:

1 cookie...

You, of course, mean: 1 madeleine. Keebler's won't do.

[picaman]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

[MHesse]

George W Bush

foot (in mouth)

humble pie

crow

[MHesse]

The Borg

They assimilate Everything

[MHesse]

Little Miss Muffet

curds

whey

(preferably while sitting on a tuffet)

[MHesse]

Iron Mike Tyson

ears

more than he can chew

[dreamwarrior]

College Student:

48 pack Ramen Instant Noodles

24 pack Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

[maggiethecat]

Welcome to eGullet, dreamwarrior; the Smackdown is honored to receive your first post. Let's hear lots more from you.

[Basildog]

Extras for John Cleese

Mickey Mouse shaped chips

2 cold lambs

Ratatouille

Duck surprise

[Allen]

Tony Bordain...

Coffee

Cigarettes

Sarcasm

[hollywood]

George W Bush

foot (in mouth)

humble pie

crow

Paid for with someone else's debit card.

[ruthcooks]

Noah:

2 of everything

pooper-scooper

[snowangel]

eGullet PMS'ers:

A mess of beef

A lot of bacon

Lots of chocolate (preferably good quality)

Ice cream.

Fat (butter or pork-fat)

Potatos or other carbs, to be served ala fat

The head of anyone who dares to cross the path of said PMS'er.

The loins of an attractive partner

Whatever assorted junk food (preferably salty and full of fat) strikes the fancy of said PMS'er

Red wine, cognac

Edited November 17, 2003 by snowangel (log)

[ZachGarner]

Tony Bordain

<sarcasm>

A sublime sliver of seared foie gras, topped with an ethereal buckwheat blini and a drizzle of piquant huckleberry sauce.

</sarcasm>

[bloviatrix]

Wade Boggs:

2 roasting chickens

2 cut-up frying chickens

1 package skinless bone-in chicken thighs

1 package skinless, boneless chicken breasts

Condoms

[jschyun]

Quentin Tarantino

Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Fries, Ketchup, Milkshake (Lunch)

1 lb Coffee ("the gourmet expensive stuff")

1 small package sugar

1 gallon milk

1 box Kaboom cereal

1 box Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries cereal

1 six pack beer

1 bottle whiskey

--edit Forgot to get a couple of them Big Kahuna burgers for the guys.

Edited November 17, 2003 by jschyun (log)

[megaira]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

[tejon]

John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

[megaira]

Ex True Love

one chest freezer

Industrial size rolls of tinfoil & saran wrap

roasting pan large enough for very large turkey...or geese...or swans, maybe a partridge

bulk container stuffing mix

stock pot

large amounts celery, carrots, onion

milk glasses

tart shells for pears

Jessica Simpson:

Chicken of the Sea

Micheal Jackson:

Fruit Loops

Mixed Nuts

Ron Jeremy:

heavy cream

Dannon's La Créme

Pop Tarts

Milky Way

Butterfinger

Mounds

Polish Sausage

Bulk Cheese

Bulk Shampoo

Peaches

Melons

Cherries

Kumquats

Passion Fruit

Clam juice (ew sorry)

Oysters

Tuna

Taco mix

Lays

lotus root

Popeye:

Spinach

Yams

Alton Brown: see Fantasy Hardware Store List

Neo:

a spoon.

Harry Potter:

Lucky Charms

Trix

Dell Dude:

Stoned Wheat Thins

Jones Soda

Munchos

Robert Downy Jr.

bulk coffee

bulk asperin

Jason:

Shreddies (canadian cereal, like "Life")

Edited November 17, 2003 by megaira (log)