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Entries: Round Twelve

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Mr. G.:  You get an honorary Gully just for reading instructions!

:wub:

I took me two days though.

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"Ok lady, this finger is loaded. Stop drowning my dog or the girl gets it, see?"

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No comment, but I'd have "I want some seafood mama" playing in the background. The original Fats Waller please, not the Andrew Sisters.

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"Ahem, gee, thanks, Louie, but what I really wanted was a chicken breast."

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The long-winded stories will have to wait a little. Let's start with a couple of captions:

1) Pull my finger

:raz:

Chad

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2) Dude, will you cheer up! We've got food. We've got wine. We've got naked chicks. Will you stop being so fuckin' morose all the time.

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3) Did I tell you, or what? It's the tassel, man. Women will get nasty for a man with a tassel.

Chad


Edited by Chad (log)

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Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

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Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny.  Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

There's a boat?

Chad

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Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny.  Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

There's a boat?

Chad

Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?

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Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny.  Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

There's a boat?

Chad

Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?

I believe Chad was being facetious, my friend. Reminds me of that "optical illusion" email going around. Seen it?

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Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny.  Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

There's a boat?

Chad

Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?

I believe Chad was being facetious, my friend. Reminds me of that "optical illusion" email going around. Seen it?

Hey, bud, I ain't got no patience for that there facetious crap.

And who you callin' friend, chump???

Oh, it's you, Mike. Sorry about that.

That's still a big-ass woman.

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TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

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TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd"  relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

So which eGullet member is SHE?

(sorry, you set yourself up)

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TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd"  relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

So which eGullet member is SHE?

(sorry, you set yourself up)

It's definately Varmint in drag.

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TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd"  relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

So which eGullet member is SHE?

(sorry, you set yourself up)

It's definately Varmint in drag.

Actually, I am a woman. I was in drag for the pig pickin'.

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Pigstockpalooza, 1968:

HEARD OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER:

"Everyone, stay calm, but it appears we have some bad brown vidalia onion hushpuppies circulating around. We advise you not to eat it, but its your own decision. Peace and Love, everybody!"

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TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd"  relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

So which eGullet member is SHE?

(sorry, you set yourself up)

It's definately Varmint in drag.

Actually, I am a woman. I was in drag for the pig pickin'.

That explains why as the night wore on, I was admiring your rack more and more. :rolleyes:

Not edited to add: just kidding.... really.....

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