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A moment of silence, please


Alex

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...for the tragic loss of our confectionery friends.

 

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A stretch of highway in Ohio was closed Thursday morning when a crash involving two semi trucks covered the roadway in boxes of chocolate and caramel.

 

The full, albeit short, story

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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It may just be a quirk of my brain, but for me it immediately conjured up images of the old Reese's ads. "You got peanut butter on my chocolate!" "You got chocolate on my peanut butter!"

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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14 hours ago, Alex said:

...for the tragic loss of our confectionery friends.

 

 

The full, albeit short, story

 

And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut. (Anyone out there recognize this? ^_^)

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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39 minutes ago, Alex said:

 

And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut. (Anyone out there recognize this? ^_^)

Is it a reference to a movie which involves, among other things, a convertible filled with fish?

“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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Reminds me of a recent conversation with my nail tech.

She was driving to work and saw a couple of pickup trucks and two dead elk at the side of the road.  She stopped and asked if they were going to take the meat.

They said yes and she drove on.  If they'd said no she'd have called her husband to the sight.

Only in Montana do people fight over road-kill.

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25 minutes ago, chromedome said:

Is it a reference to a movie which involves, among other things, a convertible filled with fish?

 

Nope, not Mystic Pizza. Eighteen years before that, and not a movie.

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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