It seemed reasonable that before I bought either one of these books I check to make sure I don't already have them! I don't but in my kindle library are:
40 Tasty Toast Toppers by Daniel Humphries
and
Better on Toast by Jill Donenfeld
Do I need any more books on faffing toast? Need not the reason and today is my 29,200th day of waking up on the right side of the grass.