I'll try not to do what I did this morning. Lose my kettle.
I mean it has its own place in the scheme of things and in the kitchen and there it was not there this morning. I have spent all day looking for it without success! Found my long lost potato ricer though I find it somewhat dysfunctional for boiling water.
I had the kettle this morning and haven't thrown out anything all day; I haven't been out all day.
My home must be haunted by spirits of long-deceased anti-kettle activists idiots.