Buffalo Wings

[essvee]

I hate margarine. A lot. But Buffalo wings don't taste right without it. Just butter won't do. I wish it would, but it won't. Here's what you do.

Melt margarine with a little butter. Add Frank's hot sauce to taste. Deepfry wings to very crisp. Toss wings with sauce. Pop into 500 degree oven for a minute or two to infuse wings and sauce. Eat. Try not to make animalistic noises. Fail.

That's it. No spices. No nothing. Anything else and you'll have tasty wings, but not Buffalo wings. Don't forget the blue cheese. Ranch dressing is an abomination, a CMD (condiment of mass destruction).

[kpurvis]

In Julia Child's Kitchen, she suggests (in many recipes), deep frying in an electric skillet.  I got one at the Salvation Army for about $2.00 and it works great.  Not as deep as a deep fat fryer, but it doesn't take up  a ton of space.  You could probably use a stock pot (or whatever), but I do think that having an idea of how hot the oil is and how much it cools down when one adds the "fryee" is important?

I don't have much to add -- my basic is stick of butter, a bottle of Louisiana brand hot sauce, a little habanero sauce just to make it hot enough for my husband -- but I'll definitely second that vote for the electric skillet. I just bought one at a yard sale. I'm a cast-iron skillet die-hard, but the electric turned out a great batch of fried chicken. Being able to set it to a certain temperature is definitely a help.

[tommy]

no butter, no margarine

[Suzanne F]

What then, Big T?

[tommy]

What then, Big T?

hot sauce, chili power, salt, vinegar, and distruption, of course.

[elyse]

I'm a great fan of Frank's as well. Right now I'm trying desparately to finish a bottle of Topatio. I'm so happy Costco sells nice big bottles of Frank's!

In case there's anyone new coming to this thread (and frying), I just have to reiterate that when frying, do NOT fill the pot or pan any more than half way up. Plenty of oil is good, but the oil expands when heated, and rises when you drop stuff in, and then bubbles. So don't burn down the house!

Elyse-police is done. For now.

[Suzanne F]

Of course, of course.

[Stone]

I stopped by a place tonight to check out some brisket prices. (Yes, I think I need therapy.) Picked up some frozen chicken wings while I was there.

Defrosted them in the wave (Sharp Halfpint did a great job of defrosting without cooking at all). Deep fried in left-over peanut oil until crispy. It takes a while. Don't rush it.

I mixed some Franks hot sauce (about a cup and half) with a half stick of butter. Too much butter -- maybe margerine would have been better. About a T of hot cayenne and a good amount of black pepper.

Damn good.

The sauce wasn't very hot though. Gotta use less butter next time. Maybe more cayenne. Need to find a way to get rid of the glowing red color -- the best buffalo wing sauce I've had is browner. Maybe a little roux? Probably not.

[pixelchef]

Maybe Worchestire Sauce made it brown(er)?

[201]

I'm a great fan of Frank's as well.  Right now I'm trying desparately to finish a bottle of Topatio.   I'm so happy Costco sells nice big bottles of Frank's! ...

Blasphemer!!

Tapatío is a favorite of mine for eggs and such, but you're right... it's not a substitute for Frank's. There is no vinegar at all in Tapatío, which pretty much puts it in a different category than sauces like Frank's Red Hot, Louisana's Finest, etc... the standards for buffalo wing sauce. I suppose one COULD use it for buffalo wing sauce if enough vinegar was added to the mix, but the flavor profile of Tapatío would make those wings anything but authentic.

[elyse]

Well I can't take a lot of cayenne, so the flavor of Frank's and not coughing for a half hour makes me happy.

[tommy]

Need to find a way to get rid of the glowing red color

WHY?

[Stone]

Need to find a way to get rid of the glowing red color

WHY?

Well, color and flavor may necessarily go hand in hand, but the best wing-sauces I've had had a deeper color. The worst are simply Louisiana hot sauce (or similar) ladled over the wings.

[Dave the Cook]

tommy: so how were the wings, dude?

stone: They were great, man. Really, um, brown.

[tommy]

Well, color and flavor may necessarily go hand in hand, but the best wing-sauces I've had had a deeper color.  The worst are simply Louisiana hot sauce (or similar) ladled over the wings.

dude, you may want to work on the flavor and let the tourists worry about the color.

[Stone]

I did this again last weekend. Used an 8qt stock pot instead of the wok. I figured that I'd have better temperature stability. The first batch, I got the temp up to 300 and put in the wings. Quick drop to 250, and stabilized there. Not good. I put the lid on the pot (although I think I read you're not supposed to do that when deep frying), and got the temp up to the 350-380 range. That's a good sizzle. The next batch I started at 380. There was a much smaller drop, and a much faster recovery.

I'm still not a fan of Franks hot sauce.

[pork]

(Excuse the pedantic tone. You guys weren't exactly the target audience for my writing, but it's food related so I figured you wouldn't mind having it here as well.)

Buffalo wings. Tangy, spicy, crispy, chewy morsels of everything that is good about life.

Buffalo Wings...were first prepared at the Anchor Bar on Main Street, near the corner of North Street, in Buffalo, New York on October 3, 1964. Teressa Bellissimo, co-owner of the Anchor Bar with her husband Frank, had the idea of deep frying chicken wings and tossing them in hot sauce for her son Dominic and his friends. One evening, on a spur of the moment, Teressa presented her son with a deep-fried and sauced creation, and they were an instant hit.

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In order to make buffalo wings you will need:

Frank's Red Hot brand cayenne pepper sauce. No other sauce will do, sorry, not even the sauce they sell at the Anchor Bar. Not even Franks "Buffalo Wing Sauce" which has fake butter stuff in it. You don't need that. You need:

Melted butter.

A deep fryer. Do not even try to bake, broil or grill these things. You can, and they can be good, but do not under any circumstances call them Buffalo wings. Fill that motherfucker to the fill line with oil and preheat to 360 - 370F (180 - 190C)

If you don't have a deep fryer, you can make do with

1. a large heavy pot, a

2. a candy thermometer OR

3. a probe thermometer

4. oil (peanut is good but any deep-fryer-worthy shortening is fine really)

5. a spider

6 - 9 stuff that will be covered later. That picture was from a 2004 post about doing it without a fryer.

But this way is a pain in the ass and you stand a decent chance of setting your house on fire if you don't know what you're doing, so don't.

A bunch of chicken wings, separated into wing and "drummette" sections, wingtips removed.

What? You went to the store on superbowl morning and they didn't have the wings prepared that way, just whole chicken wings? Don't fret, you can do it yourself. I prepped 10 lbs (4.5 kg) this way in about 20 minutes. You just need a sharp chef's knife or boning knife.

Stretch the wing open like a "V" and cut down the middle of the skin flap to the main joint. At this point you could disjoint the wing with both hands, and cut the wing really easily; but, that would take for fucking ever, so

cut into the joint and locate the big white ball of cartilige. Try to cut through that instead of hacking through the bones themselves. It's much easier.

Pretty soon you won't have to open the skin to know where to cut it easily.

Cut the wingtip off at the other end of the wing section, also through the joint.

There you go. "Drumette," wing, and wingtip. Throw the drumette and wing into the bigass bowl of soon-to-be-delicious wings.

Put the wingtips into a freezer bag for your next batch of chicken stock or court-bullion. OK! Lets cook!

Working in smallish batches, throw the wings in the fryer. How small depends on how small your fryer is. Use a thermometer if you need to, you don't want the temperature of the fryer to go under 300F (150C) or so when they go in. My fryer holds a gallon and a half of oil, so I can fry a pound to a pound and a half of wings at a time, tops.

When you first put them in, they will occasionally want to stick to the bottom of the basket. Wait at least a minute or two before dislodging the pieces, or you will tear the skin. With a commercial fryer, you can dislodge them by pulling the basket out, waiting a few seconds for it to drain, and bashing the basket against the backsplash of the fryer in a stabbing motion. I don't recommend this with a home fryer. Use long metal tongs.

After about 5 minutes (your mileage will vary) the wings will start to float. Conventional wisdom says they are done at this point. They're not.

After about 8-9 minutes the chicken will start getting crispy brown patches around places where the skin is cut or sticking out. This is a good thing. How brown they get total will depend a lot on how new your oil is. In these pictures I am working with brand new blended vegetable/peanut oil, so these will not get all that dark.

After 10 minutes, I'm done. (My fryer was running a little cool. I recall them taking no more than 8 in a commercial fryer.)

Drain the wings completely, tipping the basket to allow oil to run off the edges of the wire. Wiggle the basket to get them loose if they're stuck. Put the basket on its rest for a second.

Put sauce and butter in a metal bowl with the wings and toss to coat. See below for ratio.

The sauce-to-butter ratio is a matter of taste. You will want to experiment. I like mine mostly sauce. I used to have a six-year-old regular at my bar (the boss' daughter) that liked them very mild. Since you are working in batches, even if you make too much sauce in your wing-tossing bowl, it can go into the next batch. No big deal. Don't bother to clarify the butter, but do try to avoid getting mostly whey from the bottom of the pot, this will make the wings soggy.

Rough ratios, each for 1 lb of wings:

Hot: 1 oz butter, 3 oz sauce, pinch of crushed red pepper (optional). Sauce should be fairly red. I usually go with a touch higher ratio, but again, that's my personal taste.

Medium: 2 oz butter, 2 oz sauce. Sauce should be orange.

Mild: 3 oz butter, 1 oz sauce. Sauce should be on the orange side of yellow.

MEGA DEATH HOT BALL CUTTER ATOMIC: Fuck, put whatever you want in there. I ain't eating that shit. Tabasco can be added to a batch of "extra hot" if you must, but any hotter and you might as well be eating fried turds, because you can't taste anything with pure capsicum extract or whatever you wannabe toughguys get on your wings.

Ok, just to make sure we're on the same page here.

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT RANCH DRESSING.

I love ranch dressing. Just don't put it on my beloved wings, ok? Put your wife to work and have her make some blue cheese dressing. You didn't go to all that trouble to drench these fuckers in stale Kraft cheese and sodium benzoate, did you?

Blue Cheese dressing:

2.5 oz (70g) blue cheese (Saga or Maytag is fine, no need to get too fancy here.)

4 tbsp buttermilk

3 tbsp sour cream

2 tbsp mayonnaise

1 tbsp vinegar (whatever kind you like is ok)

1/4 tsp sugar

1/4 tsp garlic powder

salt and pepper to taste

mash all ingredients together and refrigerate at least an hour or three for the flavors to come together. Then taste and adjust seasoning, buttermilk, and/or vinegar levels to your preference.

I usually add a little more buttermilk and vinegar when the dressing is intended for wings, allowing for maximum dippage.

Serve with celery sticks. I wish I had plated some, but I was headed to a superbowl party. Here is some of my output:

They should really be served RIGHT THEN, hot. But since I was going to a party I let the wings cool on a wire rack. Any attempt to "keep them hot" will result in the nuclear hot insides steaming the crispy skin you spent so much time making. Better cold and crisp in my book. To be fair though, buffalo wings simply do not travel well and do not keep well. (They don't spoil, they just dry out.) So you're better off making them when you're hosting the party.

Make sure you evaluate each batch for "quality control."

Enjoy with beer, football, and friends!

[Daniel]

Thats a great walk through.. What in g-ds name are you doing with a fryer like that? Before you showed it on your stove, I was thinking you had that built into your kitchen.. I now have a new dream.

[handmc]

Yeah were do a get a fryer like that! Nice wing 101 course though.

I like to add a dash of worchester sauce and a good 4 tbs of cayenne pepper, oh a few drops of satan's blood. Then again I like em Hot!

[pork]

I have a fantastic wife. She got it for me, ordered online. She knows my disdain for "consumer" models of just about anything.

it's pretty much this one: http://www.anvilworld.com/products/Product...8719;=50&ID=127

but with the large single basket.

edit: holy crap, I never looked it up before. That thing cost me three hundred smackers!

Edited February 8, 2006 by pork (log)

[Daniel]

The single basket is a must..

[pork]

yeah, countertop fryers with dual baskets are splash-burns waiting to happen. I worked at a joint called "the Farmhouse" in Christiansburg, VA, where in addition to the two Vulcans at the fry station, each station had its own countertop model (homemade fries were a side option with everything). When working fry I had to drop and filter up to seven fryers a night. Those little bastards with the dual baskets dropped their baskets into the oil at the slightest provocation, splashing the unfortunate operator.

Edited February 8, 2006 by pork (log)

[david coonce]

Another option is to marinate the wings in hot sauce overnight, and then toss them in flour prior to frying. The flour creates little nooks and crannies for the sauce to cling to. But either way, wings are wings, you know?

[doctorandchef]

Great walk through. Thanks!!

I dreamt of getting a big deep-fryer myself, but I reconsidered and just used a 4 litre stock pot.

I find I can get my oil temp to stay above 350 even with 10 wings frying happily. I don't think many countertop fryers can claim to do that.

Cheers.

[snowangel]

Over here, you'll see that I had success with buffalo wings that do have holding power and stay nice for a while. In fact, those in attendance we happier with these than the fried and tossed variety. Maybe not the real thing, but plenty good.