From Twitter
my 3 year old kept saying she “wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest” and “has a spirit guest” and like 4 exorcisms later, i realized she was just talking about asparagus.
I got sick from the Maple Leaf cold cuts. I just pulled a blanket over my head and crawled into a corner to die. I have never been so sick before. I feel for folks getting sick from food. It's criminal.