I will never...

[ingridsf]

I will never tolerate people injecting political or religious remarks into food related discussions, (except with obviously humerous intent), and will combat any such attempts with satirical or caustic remarks of my own with no regard for threatened sanctions.

If I offended you, please accept my apology.

I will never do it again. (That wasn't meant sarcastically -- just seemed apropos for the thread.)

[Bux]

-No boxed mac & cheese?  You obviously aren't eating the original kraft blue box....nothing could be finer

Apparently not. The poster made the obvious mistake of eating the contents rather than the packaging.

[Bux]

I will never eat fast-food fries, because I like the good ones way too much. (I might, however, reach over and snitch a couple from your bag.)

I believe that's related to the same law that says there are no calories in desserts you didn't order. If you eat from someone else's plate, it's guilt free.

It may also be related to the thinking that says if you don't buy cigarettes, you've officially stopped smoking.

[tastykimmie]

I will never expect to eat a summer fresh tomato in the DEAD of winter.

I will only eat tomatoes in the good ole summertime.

I will never eat my steak any way other than medium well.

[Dave the Cook]

I will never take nutritional or medical advice from Bux.

[clothier]

I will never post on roadfood.com again. Oh wait, that wasn't my decision.

I will never, ever listen to the argument about gas vs. charcoal.

And I will never care about whether or not beans belong in chili.

[laurenmilan]

i'll never say never. i know better.

edit: ok, well, i just saw a Red Lobster commerical pushing their "lobster pizza". i don't think so.

... And I'll NEVER eat at Red Lobster.

[rockhopper]

I will never eat pizza - or any Italian food - west or south of New Jersey.

[NeroW]

Dude, I'll eat almost anything, anywhere. I eat boxed macaroni all the time. So maybe I shouldn't post to this thread.

Oh wait. I won't eat fake butter products. I guess that's one.

[jo-mel]

I will never dip my hands in a sink of soapy water, unless I know what is in that water --- that is sharp.

I will never wear loose, long ,sleeves when I am cooking or working with pans (woks) with long handles.

I will never reach for the nutmeg, thinking it is curry.

I will never push 10 minutes on the microwave, when I mean to push 1 minute.

I will never sit next to a right-handed person at the table, if I can help it.

I will never say 'never' about food related thingies --------oops-- I already did!

[Tydel]

I will never assume someone has done my prep for me.

I will never look away when dicing chicken with my cleaver.

I will never cut towards my left hand while cleaning a large piece of beef.

I will never not pay attention while using a hand dicer.

I will never use anti-scarring cream when I burn myself.

I will never go to the ER 24 hours after I've done any of the above.

[jsolomon]

I will never read this thread whilst drinking anything both alcoholic and carbonated... it burns!

[BrennaMorgan]

I will never go on the Atkins diet or succumb to low-carb marketing.

I will never fry meals.

I will never eat rare meat.

I will never cook corned beef.

I will never be drunk.

I will never like cheese.

I will never drizzle real butter over popcorn.

I will never try es cargot or caviar.

[Pickles]

I will never be drunk.

I will never like cheese.

I will never drizzle real butter over popcorn.

I will never be pals with you.

I will never attempt to eat oatmeal again. In any way, shape of form. The stuff was made by satan, tastes like library paste, and makes me gag. I don't care WHO says it's good for me...oatmeal can just fek off!

[snowangel]

Go for dim sum with an anorexic vegetarian.

[BrennaMorgan]

I fail to recognize where anorexia comes in here?

[gus_tatory]

i will never enjoy the taste of tarragon. it smells like a cleaning product to me.